GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Crawford, Texas (AP) – June 1st, 2007
In a strange twist of irony as hurricane season officially opened today, a tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of the books have been lost. A presidential spokesperson said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
White House staff members repeatedly tried to call the Federal Emergency Management Agency to notify them of the situation, but there was no answer.
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Delightful! A spot-on Associated Press writing style, except the quote, but that is forgiven in the midst of exceptional creativity and style in the satire genre. I give it a 9.2 overall. Good for a solid chuckle and a few forwards.
Satire works well when there’s so much truth behind what’s being said.
Wish I could take credit for it. That email forward has been kicking around for about two years now, I just Shanghai-ed it.
Thanks for reading!
Oh no!
Did anybody save My Pet Goat???
Loved your insight!! For once someone got everything correct!! Would you mind if I put a blogroll link back to your post? :)
Speaking of George W. Bush:
George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).
George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.
And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.
Many people know what Bush did.
And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.
Bush was absolute evil.
Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.
Bush is a psychological prisoner.
Bush has a lot to worry about.
Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.
In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.
Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY†BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.†Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.