Comments on: I Watched the Oscars So You Wouldn’t Have to http://humidcity.com/2008/02/24/i-watched-the-oscars-so-you-wouldnt-have-to-2/ Handing New Orleanians a Megaphone Since 2005 Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:00:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Steve http://humidcity.com/2008/02/24/i-watched-the-oscars-so-you-wouldnt-have-to-2/#comment-118364 Steve Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:01:49 +0000 http://humidcity.com/2008/02/24/i-watched-the-oscars-so-you-wouldnt-have-to-2/#comment-118364 Yes, even though we could have been in L.A. and crashed Oscar parties as usual, we could tell how boring it was going to be so we stopped at the Hearst Castle on the way back from Big Sur and my mom called us every half hour with updates on the wieners I mean winners. How can you not like Daniel Day-Lewis? His father was a wonderful poet that I studied so I've always been fascinated at how good he turned out. And I met miss slanty-eyes, if you're talking about Bridget Jones and Roxie Hart, aka the girl from Texas. It was at the Jerry Maguire premiere. My friend introduced me to her, and I don't remember her developing the slanty eyes until Bridget Jones and Chicago. Renee Zellwegger. And Harry Hamlin flirted with me, which shocked me because I had a huge crush when he was on L.A. Law and I was just coming out to everyone. His wife admonished him and he apologetically left me while batting his eyelashes. Same thing happened with Antonio Banderas at Wolfgang Puck's in WeHo...here we were having a nice slanty-eyed conversation and in comes his ball-busting daughter-of-Tippi wife who gave me such a look. And that was that. No wonder I left West Hollywood. No eligible bachelors. Yes, even though we could have been in L.A. and crashed Oscar parties as usual, we could tell how boring it was going to be so we stopped at the Hearst Castle on the way back from Big Sur and my mom called us every half hour with updates on the wieners I mean winners. How can you not like Daniel Day-Lewis? His father was a wonderful poet that I studied so I’ve always been fascinated at how good he turned out. And I met miss slanty-eyes, if you’re talking about Bridget Jones and Roxie Hart, aka the girl from Texas. It was at the Jerry Maguire premiere. My friend introduced me to her, and I don’t remember her developing the slanty eyes until Bridget Jones and Chicago. Renee Zellwegger. And Harry Hamlin flirted with me, which shocked me because I had a huge crush when he was on L.A. Law and I was just coming out to everyone. His wife admonished him and he apologetically left me while batting his eyelashes. Same thing happened with Antonio Banderas at Wolfgang Puck’s in WeHo…here we were having a nice slanty-eyed conversation and in comes his ball-busting daughter-of-Tippi wife who gave me such a look. And that was that. No wonder I left West Hollywood. No eligible bachelors.

]]> By: Loki http://humidcity.com/2008/02/24/i-watched-the-oscars-so-you-wouldnt-have-to-2/#comment-118265 Loki Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:21:28 +0000 http://humidcity.com/2008/02/24/i-watched-the-oscars-so-you-wouldnt-have-to-2/#comment-118265 The Oscars happened? Wow, I've been busier than I thought! The Oscars happened?

Wow, I’ve been busier than I thought!

]]> By: John http://humidcity.com/2008/02/24/i-watched-the-oscars-so-you-wouldnt-have-to-2/#comment-118017 John Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:18:40 +0000 http://humidcity.com/2008/02/24/i-watched-the-oscars-so-you-wouldnt-have-to-2/#comment-118017 Dude, I am TOTALLY with you on Helen Mirren!! She is one FOXY older chick! I almost gismed myself just hearing her say the word "cojones". Dude, I am TOTALLY with you on Helen Mirren!! She is one FOXY older chick!

I almost gismed myself just hearing her say the word “cojones”.

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