newsflash: lord david to lead free world

And not a minute to soon!

Follow link for the full scoop:

http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/play.php?first=Lord&last=David

PS: Happy birthday, man. :)

4 Responses to “newsflash: lord david to lead free world”

  1. Lord David Says:

    In keeping with Political Traditions of Louisiana, I’ll be interviewing hookers tomorrow night at Nighthawk’s Bar, Dauphine & Franklin in the Marigny, after 10pm.

  2. Louis Maistros Says:

    As Lord David’s press secretary and personal photographer, I would just like to mention that he did not mean to say he would be interviewing “hookers,” but, rather, he will be interviewing “escorts.” It was a simple slip of the tongue (so to speak) and it could have happened to anyone.

    Your sincerely,
    Bernardo

  3. Lord David Says:

    Please accept Bernardo’s explanation.
    It’s exactly what I meant to say.
    Or not.
    Whatever.
    Just vote for me.
    How does my hair look?

  4. Loki Says:

    Jerome! Bring me that mirror!

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