Living La Vida Loki
Loki is nuts. Yes, you already knew that but now he’s really gone wackadoodle. He’s given me the keys to his kingdom. That’s right, I’ll be rearing my head here at Humid City from time to time. What was he thinking?
The good news for Loki is that I don’t know how to use WordPress yet so my plan to post a picture of Loki-n-Thor action figures has been foiled. I’m a bit thor about that but life sucks and then you die.
This is really just an utterly pointless introductory post. But that’s what I’m known for at my usual stand. If you haven’t read my blog before: I crack a few jokes, mock the powerful, post the odd video and make Mayor Nagin say man a lot, man.
To use outdated slang, the Mayor is da bomb, man. No strike that: he likes to use da bomb to blow stuff up, which has right thinking people, as well as me, up in arms. It’s interesting when someone who doesn’t use the *ordinary* powers of his office issues emergency orders. I wish he’d stick to offering bogus discounts to hurricane evacuees and quit playing demolition derby. In fact, I wish he’d wear a derby whilst on tevee to keep from blinding us with the sheen of his empty head. So, C Ray: knock it off, after 3 years of fucking around why are you suddenly in such a hurry?
That’s the end of my debut as a quasi-crypto-pseudo regular at Humid City. I’ll pop up from time to time when I actually have something to say as opposed to this post. See you in the funny papers or at the Adrastos Virtual Cafe. Btw, I refuse to serve Loki any caffeinated beverages. He’s caffeine on legs…
September 15th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
That’s one of the best “utterly pointless introductory posts” that I’ve ever read.
As for “Mr Caffeine on Legs”, we should wish him a happy birthday today.
September 16th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Ummm, we assume you will continue to offer complimentary cocktails in the green room, n’est-ce pa?
September 16th, 2008 at 1:42 am
I still refer to Loki as a “Buddha on Speed”. I think that fits the bill. And yes, he has a B’Day today (tomorrow by my timeline).
Happy Birthday Darlin’ Loki!
September 16th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Ya mean something link this?
September 16th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Damn, that didn’t work. Try this:
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September 16th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Woohoo! Welcome, O Sheckrastos!
And “caffeine on legs” is indeed the Lokester to a “T”.
September 16th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Thor is a hippie wuss, dig into the Sagas. Loki made him wear a dress to an Asgardian banquet once (citation: the Lokasenna). Of course I was trying to fix Morwen up at the time…
*ducks*
Thanks for the kind wishes and early morning dose of smart ass!
September 16th, 2008 at 8:06 am
MS: Cocktails, yes. But no coffee for Loki.
September 16th, 2008 at 8:28 am
For a real caffeinated treat, try Loki’s bathwater.
Welcome to the Thunder Dome, Adrastos.
What a wonderfully mad beginning here…
Cocktails?
What cocktails?
September 16th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Loki Darlin’? Just wait until you enter the Fortress… I have dungeons and a very creative mind. (Still can’t find my whip in this mess…)
I’ll get you my Pretty…
September 16th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Happy Birthday, Loki. Nice start, A. You’ve already got Mr. Wet linking all over himself. ;)