It’s Hostilidays Rock Opera Time!

by liprap on November 29, 2009 · 7 comments

Since this woman does not live on Humid City by Lovecraft YouTubes alone at this time of year, I present:

An outstanding accomplishment in late ’70s British religious rock opera, this lavishly produced adaptation of Tim Wynde and Solomon Homerton’s ‘fringe stage sensation’ celebrates the life-affirming story of Christ’s nativity as told through the eyes of the Innkeeper (played by Wynde). Joined by the cream of rock (Roger Kingsman -- The Purple Explosion), folk (Maria Preston Bush), expressionist dance (C.T. Homerton) and professional wrestling (Kaplin Choice), Solomon and Wynde’s AD/BC features such classic songs as ‘Spreading Holy Light (Part 2)’, ‘Joseph Arrives’, and ‘The Telephone Call of Ruth (To Tony)’, Wynde’s ‘sweeping score’ and Solomon’s ‘lively lyrics’ combine to make a ‘startling’-ly fresh take on this universal story of love, faith and hotel management.

I triple-dog-dare ya to watch the whole thing….


Part 1


Part 2


Part 3

Liprap

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

1 nigel tufnel November 29, 2009 at 9:19 pm

WOW! Spinal Tap meets Jesus Christ Superstar. Thank goodness my computer goes to 11.

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2 oyster November 29, 2009 at 11:38 pm

Alright, I took you up on your dare and watched the whole thing– honest– and all I gotta say is… HOLEE F-CK!!

Remember “Jesus Christ Superstar”? Now remember the bowel movement you had after you watched “Jesus Christ Superstar”? That’s what this is like. This is so bad, so many-splendored in its psychedelic craptacularness, I can’t believe the damn thing doesn’t have a cult following. I mean, WOW– from the inexplicable high note shreiking, to the “no vacancy” hotel clip montage in part 2 (I told you I watched the whole thing) to the female wise man, to the soul-destroying use of slang such as “jive” and “cats”… this is a vomitorium of bad theatrics– nothing works, whatsoever. It’s so wretched, on so many levels.

Can this hostilidays submission be topped? I doubt it.

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3 Loki November 30, 2009 at 5:24 am

Look s like liprap is taking HumidCity to the win this year! Top that Peters!

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4 liprap November 30, 2009 at 6:37 am

Personally, I think the high note shrieks are the best parts. *giggles maniacally*

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5 M Styborski November 30, 2009 at 8:30 am

Oh. My. Lord.

And I mean that in the Yuletidiest sense.

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6 Capt. John Swallow November 30, 2009 at 10:40 am

Wow. From the cheesy attempt at a Charlton Heston narration to the stapled down hairstyle…off key singing…bad 70′s dance routines (even for the 70′s), ripping off every popular tune from the era (including Superstar in a “Family Guy” sort of way), Joseph who talks like he’s voicing the donkey AND a singing wrestler?!? Oh yeah, and TONY Iscariot?!? Who talks about Tantric Sex with…HIMSELF?!?
Such talent to fit in the word “youcannotreallyseriouslybeconsidering”…and the bearded lady as a wise dude…

Oy.vey.ist.mir. Really.

What’s truly disturbing is this was likely created as a “serious” piece of “art”.

And I thought THIS was bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY

Liprap ist so eine Mensch!

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7 M Styborski November 30, 2009 at 11:14 am

Actually, I rather like the rhyming of “sacrifice” with the cockney pronunciation of “disgrice.”

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