Crank It Up! The FaceBook Edition

Jan 24, 2010 by

I’m In Tha ‘Dome!
(To the tune of I’m On A Boat by The Lonely Island)(Breesay)

Aw, shit,
Get your tickets ready, its about to go down.
Everybody in the dome hit the fuckin’ turf,
But stay on your motherfuckin’ toes.
We winnin’ this, let’s go.

I’m in tha ‘Dome!
I’m in tha ‘Dome!
Everybody look at me cause I’m in tha Superdome.
I’m in tha ‘Dome!
I’m in tha ‘Dome!
Take a good, hard look at the motherfuckin ‘Dome.

I’m in tha ‘Dome motherfucker, take a look at me.
Row seven, seat five, section 143.
Bustin jalapeno nachos, sippin’ on some foam.
You can’t stop us motherfucker cause I’m in the ‘Dome!

Take a picture trick. I’m in tha ‘Dome bitch.
We got the home field advantage and it’s so slick.
I got my Fleur de Lis, and my clicky-clackers.
I’m eatin’ burgers; you in St Paul, straight eatin’ crackers.

Reggie’s flyin’ in the endzone, doin flips and shit.
The Saints are scorin’ on the D, and it ain’t over yet.
But this ain’t Dream-world, this as real as it gets.
I’m in tha ‘Dome motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.

I’m in tha ‘Dome
and
I’m gettin’ crunk
and
I got a New Orleans themed Pashmina afghan.
I’m the king of the world, and I’m filled with glee, oh,
If you ain’t at the ‘Dome, then you’re sure not me, oh.

Get the fuck up, this ‘Dome is real.

Fuck TV, I’m in tha ‘Dome motherfucker.
Fuck stairs, I take the ramps, motherfucker.
I’m in tha ‘Dome with my boys, motherfucker.
The Saint fans make noise, motherfucker.

Hey ma, if you could see me rub,
Elbows with the stars in the Stadium Club.
Gonna fly this ‘Dome to the moon somehow,
Like Kim Kardashian, anything is possible.

Yea.
Never thought I’d be in tha ‘Dome.
It’s a great big Black ‘n’ Gold home.
Yea.
Tom Benson, look at me, ooh.
(All hands on turf!)
Never thought I’d see the day,
When a Superbowl comin’ our way.
Believe me when i say,
We’ll fuck tha Vikings!

I’m in tha ‘Dome!
I’m in tha ‘Dome!
Everybody look at me cause I’m in tha Superdome.
I’m in tha ‘Dome!
I’m in tha ‘Dome!
Take a good, hard look at the motherfuckin ‘Dome.

Breesay.
Breesay.
Yeaaah, yea, yea.

-M Styborski

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5 Comments

  1. Elspeth Ravenwind

    Frakkin’ BEAUTIFUL!!!! :) Rock da Dome! Saints BABY!!! TEAM NOLA!!! :)
    WHO DAT!???! :)

  2. laurel laflamme

    Folks who don’t “get” the SNL Spoof “I’m on a Boat, Bitch” won’t find this hysterical. Gotta have a sense of humor…

    Phenomenal lyrics, Maestro.

  3. Huh? Who doesn’t ‘get’ that by now? I thought I was the last one on board. :)

  4. Elspeth Ravenwind

    on board ‘a boat’? :)
    Hey, late is better than never – now pass me another Sazerac, pls?

  5. OK, for those that need the accompa… ackumpa… the fella that plays the guitar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

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