The Hostilidays Are Here

by Loki on November 27, 2009 · 16 comments

There is a tradition, vile though it may be, amongst the NOLA Bloggers. It started a few years ago and has gotten uglier each year. I refer of course to that volley of rude and tasteless Xmas video we’ve come to know as the yearly Hostilidays.

This year the ugliness began when our very very own Penguin look alike (Adam West era, not the movies) came waddling up to his perch on First Draft to launch his dastardly first salvo.  Unable to let that pass I will once again lead HumidCity into the fray! Beware, I have a feeling this year will get ugly!.

Expect lots of Lovecraft this year!

-Loki Founder and Curator, HumidCity

{ 3 trackbacks }

The Gift « Odd Bits of Life in New Orleans
November 28, 2009 at 9:48 am
VatulBlog: Commence The Hostilidays
November 28, 2009 at 10:03 am
Oh Give Me A Noose I Can Hang From The Tree « Odd Bits of Life in New Orleans
November 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm

{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Adrastos November 28, 2009 at 9:55 am

Hey no fair using your wedding pictures. Looks like the groom and his motley crew to me.

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2 Loki November 28, 2009 at 10:04 am

Now adrastos, just because your vision is flawed does ot mean your mis-perceptions need to be shared. Tsk, tsk.

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3 Capt. John Swallow November 28, 2009 at 10:27 am
4 Capt. John Swallow November 28, 2009 at 10:29 am

OK…so THAT didn’t work…

Try THIS…Happy Punjabi Nickmas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-ZMvFj9bOQ

Namaste!

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5 Lord David November 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm
6 Elspeth Ravenwind November 29, 2009 at 6:43 pm

And here’s my submission for now…(and reminder why I’m happy I’m single)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf280lK5yBs

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7 Pistolette November 30, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Here’s my entry: http://pistolette.net/?p=454

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8 GentillyGirl November 30, 2009 at 5:08 pm

I’m still searching for the ultimate weapon for our little “celebration”.

Be very afraid…

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9 Elspeth Ravenwind December 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm

Okay, here’s one – it’s not awful (well cheaply produced, yeah) but the song cracks me up. One of the Houston radio stations USED to play it in their month-long xmas music rotation (from Turkey Day to Xmas), but I haven’t heard it on there in a couple of years. I think the fundies got to them. Hey, if I have to hear Celine Dion’s screechings I get to hear this, too!
I present – “Walkin’ Round In Women’s Underwear”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foybsDsn5hk

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10 termite December 2, 2009 at 9:52 pm
11 termite December 4, 2009 at 10:04 pm

…or i’ll beat you with a baby Jesus..

:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJZjR7xyyWE

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12 Capt. John Swallow December 17, 2009 at 4:47 pm

@termite ..love Foamy

This oughta put the “hostile” back in yer “hostilidays” – just be careful who listens in…
Kevin Bloody Wilson “Hey Santa Claus”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEe55NxFSSU&feature=related
Or the ever obnoxious “Ho, Ho, F***ing Ho”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XMwdVmPiuI

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13 Capt. John Swallow December 18, 2009 at 9:27 pm

OK…someone sent this to me and I thought of you all (I know, “miserable blaggard”)
This is, without a doubt, the worst case of someone who thinks they can sing and can’t that I’ve ever heard. Apparently he remembered the words (or had them printed). Thankfully, there is no video…I shudder to think what these sounds would look like coming out of…well…anything!

YouTube – O Holy Night worst rendition ever FUNNIEST SONG ON EARTH http://j.mp/qfOp4

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