Hurricane Cocktail Recipes
August 28th, 2008 by Lord DavidReposted from that bathroom wall of cyberspace, Myspace…
MANDATORY EVACUATION
- 1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka
- 1/2 oz. VermouthClamato
- Prune juice
Combine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts Clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink.
Ask next-door neighbor whose fichus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof - even though you’d warned him for months to uproot it - if you can use his bathroom.
Repeat.
CATEGORY 5
- 1/2 oz. vodka
- 1/2 oz. tequila
- 1/2 oz. rum
- 1/2 oz. bourbon
- 1/2 oz. gin
- Sweet-and-sour mix
- Splash of fruit juice
Combine vodka, tequila, rum, bourbon and gin in a tall glass. Fill remainder of glass with sweet-and-sour mix and splash of juice. Stir, then garnish with an inverted drink umbrella. Drink during peak storm hours, and vow not to believe anyone who tries to tell you the hurricane that flooded your garage and destroyed your shed was just a Category 1.
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