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Dolly Parton

Crank It Up: Part II

by M Styborski November 16, 2009

Break out the Dolly Parton karaoke tapes: Tumble off the couch And stumble to the toilet Liver so dry I need to re-oil it Pour a shot and slam it down my throat Turn on the tube And the blood starts pumpin’ ESPN And Sports Center jumpin’ With football talk of a team that’s 9 [...]

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