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Crank It Up! The FaceBook Edition

by M Styborski January 24, 2010

I’m In Tha ‘Dome! (To the tune of I’m On A Boat by The Lonely Island) (Breesay) Aw, shit, Get your tickets ready, its about to go down. Everybody in the dome hit the fuckin’ turf, But stay on your motherfuckin’ toes. We winnin’ this, let’s go. I’m in tha ‘Dome! I’m in tha ‘Dome! [...]

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Crank It Up: Playoff Edition! (Now With HISTORY!!)

by M Styborski January 16, 2010

The numbers are in and if you saw the game you witnessed fifteen Saints playoff records shatter. (Well, thirteen shatters and two ties…) Here we go with the new records, followed by the previous record in parenthesis: Most PATs: 6 – Hartley (4 – D Brien v STL, 2000) Highest Rushing Average/Attempt (Min 4): 16.8 [...]

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Crank It Up, Part III

by M Styborski November 23, 2009

Extra special thanks to my Donna, my Muse, for finding the perfect song! Anyone old farts out there remember the Violent Femmes? We need a team, to holler and root for A team that wants to win… Could it be you? Could it be yoo-hoo? Situation gets rough, the Saints never panic They’re cool enough, [...]

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Crank It Up: Part II

by M Styborski November 16, 2009

Break out the Dolly Parton karaoke tapes: Tumble off the couch And stumble to the toilet Liver so dry I need to re-oil it Pour a shot and slam it down my throat Turn on the tube And the blood starts pumpin’ ESPN And Sports Center jumpin’ With football talk of a team that’s 9 [...]

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Crank It Up!

by M Styborski November 15, 2009

A little ditty some of you old punks can sing as you get ready for the game! To the tune of the Ramones’ Blitzkreig Bop: Eight-Oh, let’s go Eight-Oh, let’s go Eight-Oh, let’s go Eight-Oh, let’s go We’re rockin’ on the O-line Drew’s throwing to the tight end The fans are losing their minds The [...]

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Silent NOLA Night

by Loki December 25, 2006

Silent Night Silent night, no gunfights, All is calm, ‘till Twelfth Night Round the city debris still is piled. Our politicians still should be reviled, Christmas will come anyway. Christmas will come anyway. Silent night, times are tight, Neighbors still living in the blight, Friends are scattered both here and afar, Nagin gave us a [...]

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Another Loki Carol

by Loki December 23, 2006

Since you readers seem to be gluttons for punishment I am going to try to cough up one of these each day between now and Xmas. I’ll be waiting for th hate mail… Rummy Boy To the tune of Little Drummer Boy Wait they told me, da dumb dumb dumb dumb Assistance will arrive, da [...]

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