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Ballad of the Corporate Whore

March 29th, 2008 by BigEZBear

From the T-P:

The Jindal administration’s plans to reassess the details of a proposed $1.2 billion, 484-bed teaching hospital in downtown New Orleans are raising some concerns about the future of the facility designed to replace the city’s hurricane-damaged Charity Hospital.

Health and Hospitals Secretary Alan Levine said this week that he wants to hire outside experts to “challenge the assumptions” in a business model developed last year that said the new hospital would be financially viable.
Levine, who is Gov. Bobby Jindal’s point man on the project that Louisiana State University would build in partnership with the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs, said he is worried that the hospital’s current configuration is too expensive and might not qualify for bond financing.

He did not identify which consultant he plans to use, nor did he lay out a time frame for when the review might be finished. He said the money to pay the consultants would likely come from a $74.5 million financing pool that the Legislature approved last year for land acquisition and design of the hospital.

“I don’t think it’s a lot to ask to make sure that the project makes sense financially,” Levine said, adding that he wants to make sure there is enough money to not just build the hospital, but also to cover its operational expenses over the long haul.

“You’re talking about 1.2 billion dollars. You’re talking about effectively encumbering our state’s safety-net money for 30 years. So I don’t think it’s inappropriate to ask,” Levine said.

But some lawmakers, noting that the original report was commissioned by the state and touted as an independent assessment by a major consulting group, said another review raises questions about the Jindal administration’s commitment to the project.

“There are rumors that this is a delaying tactic,” Sen. Edwin Murray, D-New Orleans, said Friday. “We know that LSU is now solidly behind the project, but after the session the governor will be able to make new appointees to the LSU Board (of Supervisors).”

Senate President Joel Chaisson II, D-Destrehan, said he didn’t know the details of Levine’s plans for a review, “but I don’t know how you go against the findings of a reputable consultant.”

Who stands to gain? Just follow the money.

- Bigezbear

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E Pleurisy Unum

September 4th, 2006 by Loki

This is a guest post from noted local comedian PH Fred about his recent emergency room experiences here in New Orleans. Wish him well.

saturday was a hoot and a half… wandering the quarter in a touristy NON-decadent way, playing music at LOUISIANA MUSIC FACTORY… the buzz was in the air as audience members compared us to ZAPPA ( a fave of mine) and SPINAL TAP (hey what’s not to like?) Tony Joe White followed suit with a killer set … more swamp than CCR and more BLUES then a roomful of naked smurfs… the chooga chooga gris gris ya-ya was a bopping in a very anti-lauper way (no offence, Cynthia) the evening grew more surreal as i donned my sweat suit and viking head and trecked to the mom’s party at tipitina’s (this week hard indeed to avoid all that the word MOM might mean… oedipus was such a m……..) sunday morning i awoke to a punch in the chest, and the day brought several blows to the ribs…. not quite jake lamata… more like leon spinx (sp) on a bad day… no tyson ear biting…. just a punishing jab (imagine rocky before the meat packing plant or better still in Rocky IV)…. every few hours…. it hurt to bend, stretch, move, laugh… hey what’s lil me with the laughter? something was/is very wrong here …. then the sneezes made my ribcage echo in pain…. but no heart attack vibe… no tingling fingers or pain down my arm…. but i felt beat and tired… something was wrong for insomnia man…. i had never felt such a thing since i had broken my ribs…. that’s when i asked to be dumped off at the ER…. sounds like a scene from a mob movie…body dropped on curb… (hey it’s a dramady) EKG…. chest x-ray… waiting room… which should be renamed the “you better call my name soon… because i’m sick, tired, ornery, and about to fill out my digruntled post office application” ROOM 7 hours rolled by…. sandwiched between jerry’s kids, chapelle show, and a po-boy smuggled into my room…. i was poked, prodded, and scared (”there are other heart attack symptoms…. you may have a blood clot… you could die….”). plus there was the lovely I-V ranking of patients chart on the wall…. ranging from the bandaided cliche of “take two and call me in the morning” to “dead within 24″…. how that eased my mind… what ever happened to triage? at least it sounds nice in french… anyway… once the tests came back… the doc suspects that i’ll live…. the verdict is pleurisy…. my lungs have an inflammation and i have vicadin… the next 48-72 will be key… have to watch out for fever… other lung or heart symptoms (whatever that means) BUT …. i’m still here …. for better or worse… like monty python and new orleans i’m not dead yet….

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