Posts tagged nagin

For The Attention Span Challenged (Are You Listening, Ray?)

August 18th, 2008 by Loki

Maitri posts the best synopsis of the past several days in New Orleans that I have yet seen. Gets right on down to the nitty gritty, and boy is it gritty….

Via Vatul Blog:

On returning to New Orleans, I’ve discovered that the city wrongly demolished a home, Jessica Hawk (from Ohio) was found murdered in her home on the 3000 block of Chartres in the Bywater, two people were shot to death at an Uptown intersection where my friend takes frequent afternoon walks, McSame and Bush will make their obligatory New Orleans visits this week (for more cake, I’m sure) and, to top it all off, Mayor Ray Ray will be presented with “The Award of Distinction For Recovery, Courage, and Leadership” by a group called “The Excellence in Recovery Host Committee,” led by a prominent member of our City Council.  I feel like a bit character in a poorly-reenacted mashup of The Enemy Within and Mirror Mirror set in New Orleans.

Yes, corruption and incompetence are found wherever power and money are to be had, but not like this, not when we should all be extra-vigilant during this reconstruction.  Returning to pre-Katrina dysfunctional bullshit is not recovery.  It makes me want to run screaming back to Ohio or Wisconsin.  The Upper Midwest is not exempt from flood, government incompetence and crime, but it’s not an excuse to dodge the issue that there are serious problems down here, and that almost 25% will leave if we as a city don’t address them.

There, short and (not so) sweet.

-Loki, HumidCity Founder

You’ve Got to Be Kidding. PLEASE, Tell Me You’re Kidding

August 13th, 2008 by Loki

An Award of distinction for Recovery, Courage and Leadership? For C-Ray? Step away from the crack pipe please. And who is this Excellence in Recovery Host Committee? Are they even from here?

Nagin-Recovery Award

-Loki, HumidCity Founder

Tis The Season

June 1st, 2008 by Loki

Hurricane season is now upon us yet again, that first day when everyone walks around with a little extra tension in their stance. We all get a bit of a twinge at the 1st of June these days. There is a shadow behind people’s eyes.

Canned goods, and axe in the attic, and jugs of water still get stashed around the place as every year. The weather report trumps other news even though we know Nash Roberts was the only one who could really predict those swirling storm patterns. We act tough and say it doesn’t frighten us, even as our blood momentarily chills. Wind and rain are known quantities, but now so is rising water and the hint of that last is what gives you that little adrenalin kick.

The Dirty South Bureau brings us some quick notes on May 30, a snippet of life in NOLA prior to our third Hurricane Season sans effective flood control. To really get a guage of how we feel rolling into this new storm season you have to read this brilliant deconstruction of of our halfwit Mayor’s state of the city speech, that appeared in the Huffington Post. Water is not the only thing we are in danger of drowning in, especially when Nagin eludes his keepers and finds a microphone.

I truly wonder if the self proclaimed righteous might actually have something. You know the ones like Rev. Hagee, McCain’s albatros, who said that the levee failure was god’s judgement on all of the sinners (read as gays, dope fiends, and freaks) in New Orleans. What if Katrina and all the others following her are really god’s way of trying to tell C. Ray to shut up? Ray delivers aspeech, Tropical Storm Arthur forms (a full day before the season’s start). Makes sense to me.

Nah, on second thought that can’t be it. We would have been pulverized by nonstop winds and storm surges if it were a heavenly response to the towering imbecility of Mr. Verbal Diarrhea! Oh well, most arguments tend to fall to pieces once the divine angle is tapped. Sure fire way to rob a conversation of good sense and critical thinking.

Tis is the third one. The third season since the flooding. Where do things in the city stand now? I think Bayou St John David sums it up pretty well in part of his recent post about checkgate:

It doesn’t matter whether the mayor himself is completely honest or thoroughly corrupt, you simply can’t have a complete lack of transparency combined with a spendthrift attitude combined with ambitious plans to make everything bigger and better without having more corruption than the city can possibly afford. I’m not so naive as to think that we could possibly have a corruption-free rebuilding process in modern America or in any imaginable free world, but we can only afford so many cost overruns without the city looking like the Spanish Plaza before the World’s Fair or like the main library looked within twenty years of its opening.

So if the city is not doing so hot at least there should be improved flood protection and rebuilt levees, right Mr. Man? Right near all of those rebuilt homes, right? Sadly, no.

unreliable sources

February 27th, 2008 by PH Fred

well, according to (un)reliable sources, er i mean the government, all the trailers will be gone ala pecan by june. the mayor, when he’s not busy threatening to coldcock the media, expects another exodus since there is/will be a lack of available housing. meanwhile formaldehyde poisoning and shoddy construction continue to characterize these top of the line tin cans. free healthcare for all who lived in them or so wishes our very own gun-toting c. ray???). and to think those four-wheeled fuck-ups only cost an estimated 100k each. black mold creepily yet methodically (even bureaucratically) crawls up the walls of my trailer. to think I was complaining about my health in august 2006! e pleurisy unum part 2, anyone?

welcome to mcnola. can I take your order please?

BLOG THIS!

PH FRED

Clarence Ray Nagin

February 26th, 2008 by Loki

I was going to write about Ray again, but then I found this picture in my Flickr account which is far more eloquent than I am at the moment:
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C. Ray Throws Public Tantrum: No One Surprised

February 22nd, 2008 by Loki

Once again our local buffoon is “keeping the New Orleans brand out there,” for all of the residents of “Chocolate City.” Just what we needed. It really is quite pathetic to watch him continue to screw up in front of the media. That car crash fascination were you cannot look away even though it makes you sick to your stomach.

For those of you who have been enjoying an existence underneath a very large stone somewhere I am referring to Clarence R. Nagin’s latest flash of paranoia and incompetence as evinced in a TV interview with Eric Paulson and Sallie Anne Roberts. Go ahead, watch the video, it is only a few minutes long, I’ll wait. (Transcript and video here)

Aryan websites and hate blogs, eh Sugar Ray? I’m a pretty solid data miner when I need to be and my good buddy Google and I are having some trouble unearthing them. Even after over an hour. Seems I’m not alone there, I have the undead for company:

Nagin claims that the picture the TP published of him pointing a gun at Cheif Riley has been picked up by racist blogs and websites. Where are they? Which sites is he talking about? I’ve been looking for about 2 hours on Google and I haven’t found a single one. Can anybody point one out?

A message to Nagin:

Here’s an idea…shut the fuck up and answer the multitude of FOIA requests which have been submitted to your office over the past 3 years from activists like Matt McBride and Karen Gadbois. Or better yet, from reporters like Gordon Russell and Lee Zurik. Or even better yet, how about providing the PUBLIC INFORMATION Inspector General Cerasoli has requested and not received from your office. He’s been forced to file subpoenas to obtain the information and you are legally challenging his right to do that….what are you hiding? -American Zombie 2/21/08

Hardly surprising that the Raylien has little taste for bloggers. In a city where the main newspaper seems obsessed with a kneel and pucker stance where he is concerned we have been actively scrutinizing his actions as well as his words. Unfortunately many of our number are weary of it due to the fish-in-a-barrel easiness of the endeavour.

Mayor C Ray Nagin aka the walking id lost it on WWL-TV’s morning news today. LINK. The Mayor whined about the Picayune picture story and painted a dark picture of powerful people conspiring against him. Of course, the TP has essentially fellated him for 6 years and is now very reluctantly taking a *slightly* closer look at his record. How dare they? Nagin ranted about the video of the gun picture as showing how careful he was being when it’s ambiguous at best. The video can be seen at WDSU.com and I’ve watched it several times and it’s subject to multiple interpretations.

Nagin claims that “aryan hate groups” are targeting him without, of course, providing any support for his fulminations. His weirdest claim is that an upcoming story on WWL about his SCHEDULE is a violation of his privacy and his family’s safety. This is, of course, nutty: he’s a PUBLIC OFFICIAL and the people have a right to know what tomfoolery their Mayor is up to. If Nagin is truly “busting his butt,” he should be thrilled to have people know how busy he is. This reeks of a desperate pre-emptive strike to make it look like THE MAN is out to get poor Clarence Ray. -Adrastos 02/21/08

What part of the phrase “public servant” is it that these clowns never seem to grok? Frank Zappa called the political class “jumed up used car salesmen in bad suits,” and abjured people to remind these idiots who they work for. Ray’s behavour makes him come off more like the homeless wino who used to be a jumped up used car salesman in a bad suit. Lucky for us, huh? Helps keep the brand out there, cher.

You’’ve got to see this interview with Ray Nagin on WWL. He is so full of shit. He believes that when the media publishes stories and photos of his idiotic behavior, it puts him and his family in danger. Ray, as far as I know, no one wants to harm you. You are the one who is talking about “cold cocking” people. We are all just impatiently waiting until you leave office. We know that we are stuck with you for the duration, and you don’t give a damn what we think. -Dangerblond 02/21/08

Threats of violence, “cold cocking” people, and old fashioned one on ones? The whole city would be way better off if you’d try that on some of the punk kids with guns who make life so cheap in our city?

The mayor has stated on television his intent of taking it outside with a member of the press and hitting someone if approached. Who should feel threatened now? -Maitri 02/21/08

Ray, I cannot wait to be rid of you. May you become lost in the bowels of the bureaucracy, doomed to an eternity of red tape and fruitless insurance paperwork, just as you have helped doom your fellow New Orleanians during your idiotic tenure.

Loki

Founder, HumidCity

Regime Change Begins at Home

February 4th, 2008 by Loki

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Nagin has turned over the city to Rex, King of Carnival. Can we keep it this way, please?

Flooding, Parking and Alerts

October 22nd, 2007 by Loki

Mayor Approves Parking on Neutral Ground

NEW ORLEANS, LA (October 22, 2007) - Due to severe flooding conditions that are expected to persist throughout the remainder of the day and later in the evening, New Orleans City Hall and all city government offices will close at 3 p.m., today. Essential offices will remain open.

New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin has granted permission for the citizens to park on the neutral ground this evening. Citizens will not be ticketed for parking on the neutral ground and the city will not be liable for any damages to private property due to expected flooding or storm related hazards. Normal parking enforcement will resume at 9 a.m., Tuesday, October 23.

The National Weather Service reports that the city can expect a lull in the weather until approximately 5 to 6 p.m. This will provide the time for the Sewage and Water Board pumps to clear the streets. The pumps dispense one inch of water in the first hour and an half an inch every hour after. The city can expect another round of bad weather from approximately 5 to 10 p.m. During that time we can expect one to two inches of rain per hour. So far, the city have experienced anywhere between 3-6 inches of rain with the chance of 10 inches of total rain before tomorrow morning. The EOC is at a level one activation (OEP Staff Only).

As of 1 p.m. this afternoon, the Sewage and Water Board reported that all pumping systems are fully operational and working properly.

The Mayor’s Office of Emergency Preparedness recommends the following:

* You should monitor forecasts and be alert for other warnings.
* Those living in areas prone to flooding should be prepared to take action should flooding develop.
* Ensure ditches and catch basins are cleared of debris.
* If you have to drive in a flooded area take care. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DRIVE THROUGH WATER IF YOU ARE UNSURE OF THE DEPTH.
* Don’t drive through fast-moving water, such as at a flooded bridge approach - your car could be swept away
* Drive slowly and steadily to avoid creating a bow wave, and allow on-coming traffic to pass first.
* Keep the engine revving by slipping the clutch otherwise water in the exhaust could stall the engine.
* Modern vehicles are fitted with catalytic converters in the exhaust system. The catalyst normally works at high temperatures and may crack if it is submerged in water. Replacement catalysts are expensive.
* The air intake on many modern cars is located low down at the front of the engine bay and it only takes a small quantity of water sucked into the engine to cause serious damage. All engines are affected but turbo-charged and diesel engines are most vulnerable.
* Be considerate - driving through water at speeds above a slow crawl can result in water being thrown onto pavements, soaking pedestrians or cyclists.
* If your car stalls, immediately abandon it and climb to higher ground. Watch your footing. Just six inches of fast-moving flood water can sweep a person off his or her feet.
* Test your brakes as soon as you can after driving through water.

Does Anyone In Charge Speak Well Anymore?

September 7th, 2007 by Loki

While I am no fan of Mr. “Chocolate City,” Nagin he is certainly given a run for his money by our C Student in Chief.

Austrian Troops? OPEC? Other exit?

I say we get them a one way ticket somewhere and let them practice their communication skills on each other where none of us have to put up with the fallout.

Shut Up, Nagin, Just Shut Up

August 10th, 2007 by Loki

Mayor Nagin on the murder rate:

“Do I worry about it? Somewhat, it’s not good for us, but it also keeps the New Orleans brand out there, and it keeps people thinking about our needs and what we need to bring this community back. So, it is kind of a two-edged sword”

Branding??? Two-edged sword??? THESE ARE PEOPLE’S FUCKING LIVES YOU IDIOT!

Ambrose Bierce is constantly proven right by the modern world. God, please make it stop!

Operation Scary Clown

January 24th, 2007 by Loki

Alrighty then boys and girls, now that we have worked that black and gold fever out of our bones it is once again time to turn our attention to the buerocrats who are sabotaging the recovery of our city through inaction, incompetence, and/or corruption.

With this in mind HumidCity endorses the effort known as Operation Scary Clown.

On monday please make a copy of following cover letter or compose your own. Then using the list at the end of this post fax and email copies of letter on Monday (Jan 29, 2007). We need to make them understand that we will not put up with much more of this.

January 29, 2007

Elected Officials Of Louisiana

Dear Sir or Madam We, the citizens of New Orleans, are concerned that our leadership is failing us. We are 17 months into the recovery of this great city, and feel that because of Mayor C. R. Nagin our efforts have been less than acceptable. We wonder if you, as one of our elected officials, have come to the same conclusion. We have marched against crime as a community, and we will march against lack of leadership with the same conviction. Our hope with this letter is that you join us in asking our Mayor to step down.

This is a challenge to our elected officials to stand along side us. We only ask for strong and proper leadership at a time that anything less is unacceptable. If you stand with us you can stand proud that you are giving New Orleans a chance. If you do not stand with us , we can accept that you have failed us as an elected official and it will be duly noted upon election time. Give our city a fair chance, take a stand against irresponsible leadership.

We are faxing and emailing as many elected officials that can help us save our city. We feel that a recall can and will be an option if need be. If you truly want to help, contact other elected officials and let them know that you will not stand by as our chance at recovery slips away. Time is not on our side.

Thank You for your time
Respectfully

Whoever You Are

and the list of targets-

City Council:

House of Representatives:

  • Arnold, Jeffery “Jeff” J. 4480 General DeGaulleSuite 205 New Orleans, LA 70131(504)393-5801(504)393-5809
  • Badon, Austin 3212 PrytaniaNew Orleans, LA 70115 ( 504)896-1491(504)896-1412
  • Bruneau, Emile “Peppi” 145 Robert E. Lee Blvd., Ste. 206 New Orleans, LA 70124-2585 (504)288-1200(504)483-4686
  • Gray, Cheryl A. 1100 Poydras St., Ste. 2621 New Orleans, LA 70163(504)568-2098(504)588-2179
  • Heaton, Alex 2920 Dante Street New Orleans, LA 70118 (504)865-0751(504)865-0752
  • Jefferson-Bullock, Jalila 3313 S. Saratoga St., Ste. 7 New Orleans, LA 70115 (504)896-1478(504)896-1480
  • LaFonta, Juan 6305 Elysian Fields Ave.Suite 207A New Orleans, LA 70122(504)282-0265(504)282-0821
  • Marchand, Charmaine P. O. Box 94062 Baton Rouge, LA 70804
  • Morrell, Jean-Paul J. 1660 Treasure St.Suite B New Orleans, LA 70119 (504)942-5996(504)942-5998
  • Richmond, Cedric P.O. Box 44457 Baton Rouge, LA 70804 (504)242-4198(225)342-5763
  • Tucker, Jim 732 Behrman Highway, Suite C-2 Terrytown, LA 70056 (504)393-5646
  • Scalise, Steve 824 Elmwood Park Blvd.Suite 220 Harahan, LA 70123 (504) 888-9899(504)838-5212
  • Carter, Karen R. 1215 Prytania StreetSuite 364 New Orleans, LA 70130 (504)568-8346(504)568-8405

Louisiana state Senators:

main email address: websen@legis.state.la.us Subject line: “SENATORS NAME”

  • Diana E. Bajoie Post Office Box 15168New Orleans, LA 70175(504) 568-7760
  • Derrick Shepherd 2009 Ames BoulevardMarrero, LA 70072 (504) 371-0263
  • Julie Quinn 3330 North Causeway BoulevardSuite 438Metairie, LA 70002(504) 219-4640
  • Francis C. Heitmeier 3709 General DeGaulleNew Orleans, LA 70114 (504) 361-6014
  • Edwin R. Murray 1540 N. Broad St.New Orleans, LA 70119 (504) 945-0042
  • Ann Duplessis P.O. Box 94183 Baton Rouge, LA 70804 (225) 342-1751Toll Free Number(866) 406-6281
  • Walter J. Boasso 100 Intermodal Drive Chalmette, LA 70043(504) 270-9258Toll-free: 1-866-926-2776

US SENATORS:

  • Landrieu, Mary L.-Hale Boggs Federal Building 500 Poydras StreetRoom 1005 New Orleans, LA 70130 Voice: (504) 589-2427Fax:(504) 589-4023
  • Vitter, David- 2800 Veterans Blvd.,Suite 201 Metairie, LA 70002 Phone: (504) 589-2753Fax: (504) 589-2607

GovernorKathleen Blanco
Phone: 866-366-1121, 225-342-0991 or 225-342-7015 Facsimile: 225-342-7099

Xposted and rewritten from LJ New Orleans

Xposted to HumidCity MySpace (also sent as a bulletin), HumidCity, and Powers & Morrison

Mail Call

January 16th, 2007 by Loki

I would like to share a piece of mail I received today. It was forwarded to me by my editor Nathan Morrison and I think it is indicative of the questions being asked in other parts of the country. After all, there is not much beyond soundbites and highly condensed (and usually ill informed) mainstream media on the subject.

This is probably the way that most people outside of NOLA see the situation. I hope I have done some justice to these questions. The original author’s name has been removed along with the headers.

Ok, Nathan, I watched the video documentary you said all should see. My question is…why?

T______, Loki here, hopefully able to provide sufficient answer to your questions (which are good ones, by the way). I am cc-ing Nathan Morrison on this and cross posting it on my column as well since these are common questions. I hope you do not mind. Let’s take it point by point.

I have read some bloggs by people in NO and realize that the situation there is not what the media has lead us to believe. What I am not clear on is how this situation has been blamed on Katrina. Some of the incidents that the people interviewed referred to were 10 years old. Are they blaming the city, state and federal governments and their lack of action in regard to Katrina, for incidents that happened so long ago?

I refer you to Bart Everson’s speech at City Hall, “This is NOT a Katrina problem.” The lack of leadership from our elected officials has allowed it to expand to disturbing proportions in the wake of the Storm. The March occured because the deaths of two particular members of the community, Dick Shavers and Helen Hill, galvanized both the black and white poulace to anger over the ridiculous body count in the city. Shavers was a member of the Hot 8 Brass Band, a coach and a teacher who was highly respected. Helen Hill was a local film maker and has been involved in working with the disadvantaged here for many years. They were only two of ten, but the esteem in which they were held was a catalyst to action for many.

I thought that the crime issues that these people are enduring were the result of the local and federal governments failure to take care of the people after the hurricane.

That contributes to the situation, yes. 80% of the city is still uninhabitable wreckage, and the much vaunted federal monies have not reached the people they were supposedly intended to help. The Road Home Program for instance has issued only about a hundred checks. Anderson Cooper did some decent work on his 360 program the other night that included this very topic.

It sounds to me as if this state has been out of control for much longer than Post Katrina. Also, I would like to know why the government is being blamed for it’s citizens and their lack of respect for people and their property?

The government is being blamed for lack of leadership and lack of action. If you look at the text of the speeches made you will fid that they address both community AND governmental accountability. The last straw was Warren Riley, our Superintendant of Police, sating that crime had dropped by almost twenty per cent in his New Years address to the media. This was not just simple spin, but a blatant lie as the actual per capita numbers reveal a 60% increase in violent crime in NOLA.

The blame should be placed on the criminals. Or is it believed that it is not the criminals fault that they do not obey the law? Is it the governments fault that these people were not educated enough to know what the laws are and how to live within them?

That is not the simplistic issue it would seem at first glance. There are many generations of economic and cultural issues that have created the culture of violence we see here today. Bottom line though is that our friends and neighbors are dying in unprecedented numbers and we all share the blame, leaders and community alike.

So, what is this video really about? What are they protesting? Has the government really failed them or are they failing themselves by not teaching their children to obey the law and respect others and their property? Is this the previous generations problem for raising a generation of delinquents? What can a local government really do with people that believe they are above the law. Ok, tell me what you think about my rantings and tell me how off base I am. I can take it. Let me have it. T______

T________, I am not going to “let you have it,” These are valid questions from someone who is unfamiliar with the situation and has little data to work with. The video Dambala made was an attemtp to document an historic event. Getting 5000 people in NOLA, across racial boundaries, unified and mtivated for something like this is a first in our city’s annals (be that for good or ill). The failures you ask about are our own, both government and community. As to what the local government can do, they can start by doing their jobs.
Yes, there is violence and corruption aplenty. (Sounds a bit like DC when you frame it that way, doesn’t it?) The problem is that the system here is broken and has been for awhile. The criminal justice system does not work, look at our 7% conviction rate to see that.I would like to invite you to check out the Media Roundup that my fellow blogger Maitri has compiled at http://vatul.net/blog/index.php/1152/ I think you will find a lot of food for thought. Please also feel free to contact me either through the comment box on my page at Powers and Morrison, my own blog at http://humidcity.com, or via email humidcity (at) gmail (dot) com with any further thoughts or questions.

-George “Loki” Williams
New Orleans Correspondant, Powers & Morrison

ADDENDUM: This speaks succinctly to the broken state of the criminal justice system in NOLA, please give it a read.

The March Against Crime, A Short Retrospecive

January 13th, 2007 by Loki

Alright, I will start by admitting that family matters are keeping me from posting for a day or two and I do not have much time to write now. I do, however, have two things to present that will help convey it.

First comes the amazing video offering from American Zombie. Watch, rinse, repeat! He presents a wonderfully balanced mini-documentary of the day including interviews with several local bloggers including myself, Maitri, Adrastos, Blake Haney, and more. Absolutely fantastic, a must see! (And yes, this will dispel all rumors, I really am that loud)

Second is a piece from the Institute for Southern Studies entitled Concerns Grow Over Expanded Police Power in New Orleans. It documents and addresses some of the concerns brought up over at Library Chronicles. As I have commented there, these are aspects of the situation that need to be watched for, especialy in the current national climate of civil liberties violations. While I do not agree with his presentation a lot of the time, there are those elements of truth to it.

I think those two should hold y’all until around Monday when I will have time to post more in depth thoughts. In the meantime I highly advise that you check out the NOLAbloggers in my links bar. They will give you a variety of opinions, facts, factoids, pictures, video and good wholesome (?) New Orleans attitude.

As the Zombie himself would say, Ashe!

Post March Interlude

January 11th, 2007 by Loki

There is little I can say as I sit and listen to the sirens (7 since returning home now) so I will be brief.

Bart and Karen are my new heroes, brilliant job giving them what for.

I will leave it to someone far more talented than I to state:

Marvin Gaye: What’s Going On

Mother, mother
There’s too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There’s far too many of you dying
You know we’ve got to find a way
To bring some lovin’ here today

Father, father
We don’t need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
You know we’ve got to find a way
To bring some lovin’ here today

Picket lines and picket signs
Don’t punish me with brutality
Talk to me, so you can see
Oh, what’s going on
What’s going on
Yeah, what’s going on
Ah, what’s going on

(lyric courtesy of bifemmefatale, former HumidCity writer)

There Is No Joy In Mudville

January 10th, 2007 by Loki

This is why we march: Silence IS Violence, it is the tacit acceptance of the unacceptable. It is the aknowledgement that we, as a community are beaten. Silence and inaction are not an option, do you hear me Ray? While lackwit Reilly tells us that the crime has gotten better people are shot down in cold blood, and in their own homes no less.If I believed in silence I would not write, I would not blog, I would not run my mouth in the face of injustice. Silence IS Violence.

Tomorrow we will join as a community and march on City Hall. 11 am at the foot of Canal St. is where it all begins, although various neighborhood groups will be doing their own marches t this meeting point.
Be there for the sake of the recently dead. Be there for Dinerral Shavers of the Hot 8 Brass Band, Jealina Brown, Steve Blair, Corey Hayes, Eddy Saint Fleur, Don Morgan, Helen Hill, Larry Glover, and Monier Gindy. Be there before it is your name or your wife’s or maybe even your child’s on a list like this.

Two of our number, the NOLABloggers that is, will be speaking once we reach City Hall: the voices of B.Rox, and Squandered Heritage will be raised along with others. Join us, be part of the solution, take our city back!

There is no joy in Mudville, Warren Riley has struck out!

-Loki

Uptown New Orleans

C Ray?

January 10th, 2007 by Loki

Just got an email from the sign making party. Nagin and Reilly just arrived at the Sound Cafe. What are they going to do, make signs for their own resignations????

More data as soon as I have it.

I’d Love To!!

January 6th, 2007 by Loki

NOLA.com: Times-Picayune Updates
Asked by one reporter about criticism that he has seemed disengaged from the violence gripping his city, Nagin said he has stayed apprised of the situation. The mayor added that he and his staff also have been busy working on the myriad aspects of rebuilding, from seeking FEMA reimbursements to expediting the payment of federal grants to homeowners.

“We have a tremendous amount of challenges,” Nagin said. “If people don’t think that I’m working, I would love for them to follow me around for a day.”

–The Associated Press contributed to this story

I am writing the mayor’s office as soon as I finish this post. I believe one of the local bloggers needs to take him up on his generous offer. Lets start holding him accountable for his improv routine! You can email the Mayor’s Office directly at sally.forman@mayorofno.com Do you think I should follow Ray for a day? With three other bloggers in tow? Let them know!

EDIT: Here is the text of my email to Mayor Nagin

To Mayor Nagin, Greetings!

In the Times Picayune coverage of your press conference of this morning the following exchange was quoted:

“Asked by one reporter about criticism that he has seemed disengaged from the violence gripping his city, Nagin said he has stayed apprised of the situation. The mayor added that he and his staff also have been busy working on the myriad aspects of rebuilding, from seeking FEMA reimbursements to expediting the payment of federal grants to homeowners.

“We have a tremendous amount of challenges,” Nagin said. “If people don’t think that I’m working, I would love for them to follow me around for a day.”"

As a member of the press (I write for Powers and Morrison.com), and as a member of the community of NOLABloggers I would like to take you up on your kind invitation. I propose a group three as yet to be determined New Orleans Bloggers be allowed to follow you for a day as you have stated. If you stand by your words you will have witnesses with a very large combined audience to support you. If not, well that will be communicated as well.

Please send replies to humidcty@gmail.com This message is being carbon copied on the Mayor’s feedback form, in an email to sally.forman@mayorofno.com, and posted on http://humidcty.com and in my column on Powers and Morrison (http://www.powersandmorrison.com/Blogs-MainPages/Blogs-Loki.html ).

Thank you for your time,
George Williams
Concerned New Orleans Native

EDIT2: Myfailed delivery response from the contact email address on the Mayor’s site

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.

Delivery to the following recipients failed.

sally.forman@mayorofno.com

Final-Recipient: rfc822;sally.forman@mayorofno.com
Action: failed
Status: 5.1.1

This is hardly shocking, his email isn’t wrking either. I have submitted it via their web form and will be sending a hardcopy through the snail mail. 

Why March?

January 6th, 2007 by Loki

Why march against crime? Isn’t that for the college kids to do while they are all stoned and feeling attention hungry? One of my new favorite NOLABloggers, NOLA-Dishu, gives us documented facts on how it actually has worked before here in New Orleans (HT to American Zombie for turning me on to him)

NOLA-dishu

Next up will be a march on City Hall next Thursday. Now, I’ve heard some people already dissing the idea and calling it a waste, but I strongly disagree and here’s why:

In the mid-90’s, New Orleans was experiencing a crime wave as bad as this city has ever seen. The coup de grace was a horrific murder at the Louisiana Pizza Kitchen. It was the last straw for the citizens of New Orleans. Citizens, both black and white, marched on City Hall. Morial, under severe pressure, gave Pennington Carte Blanche to clean up the NOPD. Officers were given substantial raises. He also instituted CompStat (which I’m trying to replicate in my own improvisational way). Morale amongst the street cops rose. Crime plummeted. Other factors were involved, but the results are undeniable. In 1999, there were only 158 murders. That’s fewer than last year with more than double the population.

That’s why it’s wrong to say it isn’t fixable. IT’S BEEN DONE ONCE BEFORE. WE CAN DO IT AGAIN. APATHY TOWARDS CRIME WILL KILL THIS CITY AS SURELY AS THE THUGS RUNNING AROUND WITH AK’S.

He is dead right. I was working in the service industry in the French Quarter at the time. The shockwaves of the La. Pizza Kitchen murders were immediate and severe. None of us felt safe at work, or leaving work. Many of us knew the victims directly or had friends in common. (when you work in the industry you tend to end up drinking with your fellow waiters and such at partcular bars after work. You tend to know the guys at the various other venues.) It was shocking, barbaric, and as he points out galvanizing.

We need that same level of outrage applied to Wonka The Invisible and dear, adorable Warren. These people purportedly work for us (not that I have seen any evidence of work this term) and need to be reminded of it!

This is not a black issue or a white issue, its a thug issue. We cannot allow predators to thin our numbers. I understand that there are very definite factors that may have led them to this lifestyle. Only the uninformed and unobservant can discount the influence of grotesque poverty, lack of education, racism, and diminished opportunities have played in breeding these criminals. BUT, we are all human and have choices to make. Good or Evil. Right or Wrong. What your childhood was like does not mean shit to me if you have deprived a child of their parent by depriving that parent of their life.

Just to address the comments that I know are coming: This city has been governed by african americans since the 70’s so trying to put everything down to racism is more than a bit disingenuous. I would also like to point out that the NOPD have failed to provide any sort of description in almost all of these cases. How do you know what race the perp was?

I am a native, I know this has always been a violent town. I also know that we have to take it back. The wave of violence that has flooded the city is as dangerous as the waters of the Federal Flood. It is a city killer. This IS the next storm!

Tootie Montana is rolling in his grave.

God Rest Ye Mr. Bingle

December 24th, 2006 by Loki

More Xmas drivel to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.

God rest ye Wonka good the mayor
Whose face we rarely see
Though life in Chocolate City
Is not all that it could be

The Road Homes long
My house is gone
No trash pick up for me

Oh tidings of empty promises
Promises
Oh-oh tidings of empty promises!

God rest ye Mr. Bi-i-ingle
Symbol of our hope
New Orleans tradition
Will help us all to cope

We’ll hold on tight
To what we have
And will survive this dope

Oh tidings of empty promises
Promises
Oh-oh tidings of empty promises!

Copyright 2006

By George “Loki” Williams

Oh yeah, baby, I’m BACK!

I’M SO TIRE(D): blow outs and other signs of the times

October 9th, 2006 by PH Fred

if you have lived in, driven by, or passed through the big pothole — er, big easy — since august 29, 2005, you, like everybody else, have experienced the joy of nails, building materials, shrapnel, or some sort of unidentifiable refuse in your tires… it has been a goodyear indeed…NOT.

tire manufacturers seem to be in cahoots with FEMA…. the longer the debris remains, the more tires will be sold…. personally, i haven’t seen such a tire/ gov’t conspiracy since the buses replaced light rail and street cars across america (you know street cars need low maintenance, buses need tires, gas, oil, maintenance, and ultimately replacement)….speaking of buses…. maybe the reason why we didn’t use the buses is b/c they were on Tulane Ave. and couldn’t make a left turn (&%$#@?)…where’s Oliver Stone when you need him? Like we ever need him? hmmmmmm….

i have had 5 flats since the storm…. the latest was a doozy as i drove across the causeway at 1:30am saturday morning follwoing a surreal UN-BIRTHDAY gig in Covington, LA. (more on that another time) 8 miles on my trans-ponchartrain trek, i had a blowout as the belt ripped from my radial….. swerve swerve swerve,,, thump thump thump…. water, death etc. DESPITE the possible cancellation of the freddy fred show and inevitable bodily harm to yours truly, my nerves remained calm as my drivers ed instincts kicked in…. and i safely navigated to a turnaound…. sort of

i waited 90 minutes for a tow truck… made frantric calls to wife, AAA, and Mazda road care. Thoughts of lupe garou, serial killers, and landsharks danced in my head like sugar plum crossdressers (ok it was late and i was sleep deprived). To my combined joy and dismay (paranoia?), 4 cops visited perhaps thinking i was smuggling donuts, migrant workers, drugs, or books? (afterall we are in louisiana) when the wrecker finally arrived i had already loosened two bolts,,,, the rest beyond my diminutuve brawn, intellectual giant, mechanical dwarf….. i found out i was not covered on spouse’s AAA… (grr) the resulting bill for 4 loosened nuts….85 dollars plus 6 dollar toll….

perhaps i can forward the bill to George W, FEMA, Bill Jefferson, or Ray Nagin…. unless of course they’re doing something… BLOG THIS

I Come Home To This?!?!?!

October 8th, 2006 by Loki

New Orleans Mayor Gives His Backing to Jefferson - Los Angeles Times
A congressman from Louisiana, the subject of an FBI investigation who was found with $90,000 in cash in his freezer, was endorsed for reelection by New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin on Saturday.

I’m fed up. Recall this clown now!

(Comng Soon: Thoughts from our brief visit to the USA. Now that we are back in New Orleans there is much to share. Stay Tuned)

Perdido Street and Agincourt: Guest Post from Wet Bank Guide

September 14th, 2006 by Loki

We are too much a rabble, leaderless and increasingly dispirited. I heard nothing in the mayor’s 100-day remarks Wednesday to remedy that. We lack the charismatic leadership we need to see us through this dark hour, our Henry V to rally the tired few to the great battle that will remake the world. Instead, we get Mayor Hamlet, Prince of Denmark or somewhere, anywhere else but New Orleans, wandering the ramparts of Perdido Street and wondering how to proceed.

I see more and more on-line commentators, and some in the newspaper, remark that they are starting to have thoughts of moving on, of leaving the city, of giving up. No one I know personally is ready to leave, and people I thought lost to Texas continue to trickle in despite all the challenges. Still, the conventional wisdom of the street points to the sprouting forests of For Sale signs as indication that many who haven’t yet returned, and more than a few who are back, are making other plans.

I wasn’t surprised to hear this sort of chatter in August. The first serious month of hurricane season was filled with an endless tide of contrary news, the threat of a storm in the Gulf, and the looming anniversary. Even for the most heavily medicated population in the developed world, it was a depressing prospect. Can we make it, people asked each other with the breathlessness of exhausted swimmers struggling to make their way to the shore.

The mayor and his circle give us no confidence. Leadership is the rescue we need now every bit as much as the people on the roofs of last year, watching the helicopters circle then leave; the 100-day promise was another lifeline tantalizing dangled before our eyes and then withdrawn. Perhaps we should drape our houses in bedsheets roughly lettered: Mayor Nagin, Please Help Us.

I remain convinced the city will survive. We the 200,000 who have come home can be enough if we do not surrender, if we insist that our leaders step up to the difficult challenges we face as a city, as a collective. We only ask they they work as hard and as ingenously as those who labor all day to save their businesses, and still go home at night to work on ruined homes, that the mayor and his cohorts navigate the paths of Entergy and RTA and recovery finances in the same way the majority of us hack our way through the jungle of insurance, SBA and LRA.

The rousing speech Shakespeare puts into the mouth of his Henry V is something I have carried with me through the years, the product of most of a degree in English Literature from the University of New Orleans, and a number of years spent working alongside a Shakespeare enthusiast. Henry’s position was bleak. He was at the end of a long land campaign, surrounded by the French who had cut off his line of supply and retreat, facing a choice between victory and defeat, with no place for retreat. It is a marvel of motivational speech, a statement that rings true to the American ear across the centuries with its martial setting and its celebration of exceptionalism.

It is the speech I would hear from Perdido Street, but have no reason to expect; the sort of speech we must demand of our own leaders, if they wish to be counted among the 200,000 who saved the city. It is the speech we must all give to ourselves, should post on our shaving mirrors or on the doors of our new refrigetarors, to remind ourselves we are here because we have chosen this place to fight.

Its opening words are the best response I could offer to Mayor Hamlet’s vacuous remarks, and the truest antidote to them. If you read this blog, you are among the 200,000, the happy few. I do not mean to indict those who have not returned, by choice or happenstance. It is mostly beyond their control. Instead, I mean to remind the 200,000 that they are living through a special place and time in history, one that will be long remembered. When people look back on this time, they will read of the president and the governor and the mayor and laugh, or perhaps cry in catharsis at the tragedy of hubris strutting to its doom. There’s nothing we can do now to remedy the leaders who hobble us, except to prove them wrong, to write for ourselves the scene that ends not in tragedy but in triumph.

…proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call’d the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam’d,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian.’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
and say ‘These wounds I had on Crispian’s day.’
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
-Mark Folse, Wet Bank Guide 

Nagin, You Are An Idiot

September 14th, 2006 by Loki

I hope my favorite librarian is aware of this. Wonka the Invisible, master of the 100 day lack of plan, strikes again.

Shortsighted Mayor Gives New Orleans PL Board Chair the Boot - September 11, 2006 - Library Journal
As the New Orleans Public Library (NOPL) has struggled to rebuild in the post-Katrina landscape, one constant has been board chair Tania Tetlow, a law professor at Tulane University who has led the effort to restore buildings like the Alvar Street Branch (coordinated by LJ) and the Children’s Resource Center. But Mayor Ray Nagin chose not to reappoint Tetlow, leading two of her colleagues to protest and offer to let her serve the remainder of their terms. “It doesn’t make sense to throw away this asset,” Bill Settoon, the board’s vice chair, told the Sept. 2 Times-Picayune.

Ernie says It For Me

August 25th, 2006 by Loki

I just don’t have the energy for ranting abour C.Ray’s latest dose of verbal diarrhea, but I don’t need to. Another local blogger that I respect says it in a much more concise fashion:

Ernie The Attorney: Mayor Nagin, your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime
Oh, that’s great, just freaking wonderful. Remember how quickly New York State offered to send troopers to our city after Katrina? How many firemen from New York came? Or does Nagin believe, like Ann Coulter, that the firefighters who came weren’t really from New York?

Okay, Mayor Nagin, you know that ‘hole in the ground’ that you refer to? On September 11, 2001 a lot of people died in the space right above it. Not suprisingly, some people in New York are not pleased with your comments. I’m pretty sure that many people in New Orleans won’t be either.

I can’t wait until your term of office is over. But until then do us all a favor and stop talking to the media. Or, better yet, just stop talking. Period.