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To Protect and Swerve

May 7th, 2008 by Loki
Via NOLA.com:
A New Orleans police officer has been suspended from duty after being booked with DWI following a May 1 collision with a Causeway Police car on the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway. Officer Roy Caballero, 28, was driving his personal vehicle north on the bridge about five miles from the Metairie shoreline around 3 a.m. when his pickup swerved from the right lane into the left lane and into the Causeway cruiser’s path, said State Trooper Joseph Piglia. State Police Troop B is handling the accident investigation.
Do I really need to say anything?

Loki, HumidCity Founder

Crime, Fear, and Orwell

May 7th, 2008 by Loki

Violence. It surrounds us these days more than ever. From the vicious slayings of the city streets to the consistent array of rapes and hazings at Tulane University we are suffering a deluge of it. Both the city and the University desperately need enforcement. This is an issue with pre storm roots.

Along with the violence comes the pungent aroma of fear. I know I am subject to it.

City streets seem darker and more threatening than ever and small movements caught in the eye’s corner make you jump almost out of your skin. Everyone has those moments whether they admit it out loud or not. Its part of life in the city, especially these days.

So how far do we allow fear to propel us? Where do we find the line between making ourselves safe from extraordinary circumstances and sacrificing our liberty for perceived safety? Ben Franklin once said that those who abandon liberty for safety deserve neither. But how to stay firm in that resolve when you have a family?

Citizens for 1 Greater New Orleans and the Holy Cross Neighborhood Association want us to sign their petition to keep the National Guard in NOLA. With my office located in the Bywater and a lovely wife at home Uptown I find myself supporting that aim. At the same time I cringe at the thought of endorsing the concept of armed troops on American soil, especially ours.

In the French Quarter a new initiative has begun - cameras in every window. QuarterSafe is something I only just discovered when they sent me an email about an hour ago. Its a movement to have people hook up cameras to their computers watching the streets of the Vieux Carre. “Orwellian,” was my first thought. “Could it work?” was my second. After reading in the Times-Picayune that violent crime is up 20% and rape is up 85% I find I am not not as secure in my ideals as I would like to be. Perhaps the 20+ funerals I have been party to since the levee failure has something to do with it as well.

I am merely ruminating here. I have no magic solution, no wave of a Harry Potter wand to dispel the complexity of what faces us. I just know this:

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
We must face our fears and determine our proper course. In the final analysis it is a dialectic between each individual and their own conscience.
So, how do YOU feel about the New Orleans Brand ™?
Loki, HumidCity Founder
[EDIT: And then Karen G. points me at this as a coda.]

Your Humble Narrator

May 5th, 2008 by Loki

For anyone who may have a desire to listen to my drivel instead or reading it, here is a video interview I did with NOLA.com over the course of Jazz Fest. It’s three minutes of sleep deprived and over caffeinated Loki talking about Jazz Fest, WWOZ, and internet tech.

-Loki, Founder and Blog Wrangler, HumidCity

Jazz Fest Second Saturday: Extreme Weather Report

May 3rd, 2008 by Loki

Extreme Weather, dammit! Details here, read before leaving home.

Festival Sunday

April 27th, 2008 by Loki

Well here we we go, the last day of the first weekend. With storm clouds overhead failing to impede the enthusiasm of the masses I find myself bouncing between the stages and the WWOZ Brass Pass tent where our web team has set up the silicon. If anybody cares to read my drivel, as well as the words of various other voices ranging from WWOZ DJs to random Jazz Fest attendees, you can stop by the WWOZ Jazz Fest Blog on NOLA.com.

Jazz Fest 2008

LiveBlogging Jazz Fest for WWOZ!

April 26th, 2008 by Loki

Once again I am acting as Blog Producer for WWOZ during Jazz Fest, so look for our posts and pictures on the Jazz Fest Blog! Come on by, leave some comments, go to the WWOZ site and tune in the stream.

Its time for some food, some music and one hell of a good time.

-Loki, HumidCity Founder 

The 3 “Leaders” in NOLA, Bush’s Trojan Taco, the North American Union and RFID Chips…

April 21st, 2008 by NOGoddess

To follow up on Loki’s post about our not so favored visitors these next couple of days, I’d like to delve in a bit further, into that uncomfortable territory of what’s really going on behind the scenes - you know, the things that make the sheeple and even many thinking Americans start shouting “conspiracy theory.” Unfortunately, we’ve been getting duped for a long long time, long enough that there’s finally tangible proof of what’s been worked on for the last 60 years or so. Sadly, I fear the proof will do little good, that the wool has been so firmly pulled over our eyes that it’s simply too late to undo what’s been done. Words I hate to hear myself say, as I’ve always considered myself an activist and done what I’ve could to fight the fights I’ve thought needed fighting, always optimistic that we still stood some kind of chance of fighting the power’s that be. Only, it turns out that the power’s that be are little more than figureheads doing the bidding of some much more secrete entities on whose radar our activist antics don’t even register as even the tiniest of blips.

So what the hell am I talking about?

Check out this video for an overview of the real forces that have been working behind the scenes for so long and lovely new tracking devices coming soon to, well, you:

OK, I can’t figure out how to get a youtube video embedded in this here WordPress blog (despite much google research) so if anyone can clue me in, please do. In the meantime, here’s a straight up link to the video.
Fun stuff, eh?

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Restaurant Review: The Upperline

March 29th, 2008 by Loki

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The other night I took the wife and a friend out to a place I have not been since well before the levee failure: The Upperline. I was thrilled to observe that seems to have survived and thrived unchanged. The small dining room was festooned with an array of local paintings, photos, and memorabilia that must have exceeded the surface area of actual wall space by a significant amount. The owner, JoAnn Clevenger, was her usual vivacious self as she wandered from table to table engaging the diners in lively conversation. (NOTE: you can click on any of the images in this post to be taken to a larger version with its own independent comment stream. -Loki)

In short order we were escorted to a table in the front dining room of the 1877 town house in which The Upperline delivers its unique offerings. Our server, Jenn B. as I recall, was lively and attentive as she started us off with wine and classic New Orleans coffee and chicory.

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Corps Category 5 Study Released: Late and Useless

March 15th, 2008 by Loki

This content is syndicated from the email by Matt McBride, formerly at the helm of Fix The Pumps. -Loki

Dear New Orleanians,

The Corps has released the preliminary version of their category 5 study:

http://lacpr.usace.army.mil/default.aspx

or the direct link:

http://lacpr.usace.army.mil/default.aspx?p=LACPR_Draft_Technical_Report

They had promised this to the public (after missing their 12/31/07 deadline) on February 8th, as seen here:

http://www.mvn.usace.army.mil/pao/Video/WLAE_Col_Lee_080115.wmv

I went and checked on March 7th, and it hadn’t yet appeared on the LaCPR site. But it’s there now.

By the way, the study doesn’t actually make any recommendations. In fact, here’s an excerpt from the end of the report:
“Efforts to date do not point to a single effective risk reduction strategy. No single strategy for comprehensive hurricane damage risk reduction, other than entirely abandoning communities in South Louisiana, will guarantee safety for the population along the coast.”
Basically, what this study has done is just collect all the alternatives, so that more meetings can be held. The Corps has placed a paragraph in the report meant to blunt criticism that the public was expecting recommendations from this report, and there are none (and, yes, I am aware that was reported earlier, but that doesn’t mean that every member of the public in South Louisiana will remember or care about it):
“Congress also directed a technical report rather than a reconnaissance or feasibility report as described by normal USACE policy. The technical report will contain many of the same components as a reconnaissance or feasibility report, such as presenting the results of the formulation and evaluation of alternatives. As outlined by the Congressional direction, the technical report will contain a ‘comprehensive hurricane protection analysis and design…to develop and present a full range of flood control, coastal restoration, and hurricane protection measures…for comprehensive Category 5 protection.’”
Expect to see that argument when people start asking, “why are there no recommendations other than, ‘have more meetings?’”

Matt

Springtime for Cthulhu

March 13th, 2008 by Loki

March 08 Flyer

Morgus? Morgus!!

March 1st, 2008 by Loki

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(Discosure: It may be due to the orbital mind control lasers, but I have recently taken on the duties of spearheading the COGs new effort to take over the Internet. Just like Filbert I am unpaid and do so simply to avoid the wrath of Pinkerton. -Loki)

A few days ago I promised to share the story of my fateful misadventures at the Consortium of Genius‘ Secret Lab. Well, it has taken that long for me to recover from the experiments of those mad scientists. So now I can tell you of the secret war going on behind the scenes here in New Orleans, the battle of super science that is about to come to a head. The two most dangerous mad scientist in our city’s history are about to go toe to toe! In one corner we have a man who has pushed the boundaries of science for 49 years from his lab in the Old Icehouse. . I am speaking of none other than Momus Alexander Morgus himself! Squaring off against him is none other than Dr. Milo Thaddeus Pinkerton III, founder and leader of the COG!


morgus
Anyway, I was minding my own business walking through the Tuoro Bouligny when a flying car set down next to me and two figures leaped out. The next thing I knew I was being dragged into the vehicle by one other than Dr. A. Rachind and Dr. Z. These two enemies of everything took me back to the Secret Lab and forced me to undergo experiments so gruesome that I cannot even now bring myself to describe it. So there I was surrounded by some of the most feared (mostly for their unpredictable malfunctions) items of super-science in the city limits when Pinkerton got distracted.

It was a video call from Morgus himself. I’ve been able to hack a video of it here. While Pinkerton stepped over a line few New Orleanians ever have, I slipped my bonds and escaped. I still cannot believe he had the audacity to shout at Morgus! Sneaking past the others was easy as Dr. A. Rachnid was concentrating on peering through the keyhole of a door that said “The Harem of Dr. Z.” on it.

Volunteers in the HumidCity underground tell me that things will be coming to a head on March the seventh (next Saturday night) at One Eyed Jacks. If our operatives are correct we will see COG vs. not only Morgus the Magnificent, but also vs. Rock City Morgue!

[This is the first time in a long time Sid Noel has put on the Morgus persona, he is almost 80 years old now. I hope this is not his final appearance in character. If it does turn out to be, then it is a truly fitting one. Wait until you see the episode. It not only showcases two of my personal favorite local bands, but it also give a great tour of some classic NOLA locales in the process. 10 point to anyone who can identify which local band the guy in the comic book shop sequence plays for (the one on the stool who doesn’t look up)! Good stuff and highly worth it just to see the episode on the big screen. I also gather that it is an EP release for Rock City Morgue. How can you not attend?]

Loki, Founder, HumidCity

Photos courtesy of The Official Morgus the Magnificent Website and ddagradi on Flickr

COG-napped!

February 27th, 2008 by Loki

I am still overcoming the deleterious effects of my recent trials at the hands of Dr. Pinkerton. This evening I was kidnapped and dragged to the suburban Secret Lab of The Consortium of Genius. I barely escaped with my life, and would have been caught if Pinkerton had not stopped to answer a threatening phone call from none other than Momus Alexander Morgus.

I am unable to continue. Look for details of my trip to the lab and tales of the two maddest scientists New Orleans has ever seen in a post tomorrow. In the meantime I must recuperate….

Bow 2 The COG

Bow 2 The COG!
Loki
Founder, HumidCity

Alternative Media Expo Today!

February 23rd, 2008 by Loki

Come on out today and join us fr the Sisth Alternative Media Expo at the Contemporary Arts Center! Look for Loki drifting between the Defend New Orleans and AuthorViews tables! See Jac form Defend New Orleans in a suit! See Leo McGovern in person and determine for your self whether he is only a cartoon character in After the Deluge!

Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Step Right Up and see the most amazing array of non mainstream media ever gathered in New Orleans!
The Alternative Media Expo is in its sixth installment and features over 85 exhibitors with ‘zines, comics, photography, t-shirts, web design, films, blogs and other media.
The first 150 paid attendees will receive a FREE swag bag from the New Orleans Craft Mafia!

What is the Expo? It’s an event that’s much like a trade show and set up like a comic convention–exhibitors show everything from ‘zines and comics to handmade clothing, jewelry and crafts to photography, paintings, t-shirts and films.

If you’re a fan of alternative media, you’ll love the Expo–where else can you find all these things under one roof?

If you’re a media-maker, it’s the perfect opportunity to expose an interested audience to your work, as well as a great chance to network with like-minded individuals.

Special Guests:A.D.: New Orleans After the Deluge and American Splendor artist Josh Neufeld!

Notes from New Orleans author Deborah Cotton

SPONSORS:
Humid Beings, Dirty Coast, the Charitable Film Network, Static TV, the New Orleans Craft Mafia, ANTIGRAVITY and Defend New Orleans
Committed exhibitors:

AuthorViews, 504 Whatstyle, A Year At the Wheel.com, Alicia Devora, Alternatives Magazine, American New Wave Media Group, Amy Davis Photography, Antigravity Magazine, ArtVoices Magazine, Ashe’ Cultural Arts Center, AuthorViews/HumidCity, Backporch Revolution, Baretta Vendetta, Bidonville Book and Paper Collective, Bizer Law, Black Rain Press, B.L.A.K. Pearl, Bluebird-Art, Brinson Gottshalk Productions, Caesar Meadows, Chainmaille Jewelry by Draillia, Chance Cenac 3-D Acyrlic Paintings, Charitable Film Network, Christina Zendt, Circular Accessories, City Hustlers, Claverie Crafts, C.O.G., Constance, Contemporary Cowrie, Corey Sanders, Curious Tribe, Dead Squirrel Girl, Deep South Samizdat Books, Defend New Orleans, Dirty Coast, dismantled designs, Dreamer 76, El MacFearsome Comic Squares, Etsy New Orleans, Flambeaux Deigns, Goodchildren Carnival Club, greenKangaroo, Gypsy Charms Jewelry/M. Bevis, High Voltage Youth Media Camp, Hip-Hop Teen Magazine, Homegrown Designs/SimplePlay Production, Humid Beings, Hurricane Digital Memory Bank, Icon Studios, Inkwell Press, Iron Rail Book Collective, Jeff Pastorek, Jeremy the Alien, Joey Jones Productions, Josh Neufeld, Kagen Water, Katrina Warriors, Kelly Jarvis, Killers of Kind, Kody Chamberlain, Lucid SFX Development, Magazine Metals, Mana Media, Media Underground Comics, Mardi Gras Service Corps, Maria Fomich, Michelle Lance, Morcos Media, Ms. Placed, Natural Awakenings Magazine, New Orleans Craft Mafia, New Orleans Film Society, Newcomb College Center for Research on Women, Nob Glass, NOLA Fugees, NOLA Party Productions, NOLA Rising, Nueveau, Photography by Emily, R. Scott Taylor and Chris Matherne, Rising Tide Bloggers Conference, Rotten Pathway Through the Digestive Track, Seraphemera Books, Sound Café/Beth’s Books, Spike Vessels, Static TV, Terror Optics, Third World Mojo, Toby Craig, The Trumpet, Truth Universal, Unique Products, UNO Filmmakers, Vance Kelly, Voodoo Maverick, WTUL, YES! (YMCA Educational Services), Zack Smith…the list is growing!

Questions? E-mail expo@antigravitymagazine.com!

FILM LINEUP (Coordinated by Static TV):

2pm—Films by DNO Videos
3pm—Films of Jason Affolder
4pm—Films by New Orleans Xposed’s Jody Smith
5pm—Films by Terror Optics

POST-PARTY: Jock Se Bloque @ Saturn Bar

Loki
Founder, HumidCity
Digital Outreach, Defend New Orleans

How many ways can a city violate its own laws?

January 31st, 2008 by Loki

The latest in the ongoing letters of Matt McBride, syndicated from the email.

Dear New Orleanians,

How many ways can a city violate its own laws? A small committee inside New Orleans’ city government appears to be trying to answer that question.

First some fundamentals. The Housing Conservation District Review Committee (HCDRC) is the body charged with reviewing demolition applications in historic neighborhoods outside the city’s local historic districts. That geographic area - called the Housing Conservation District - is roughly south of I-610 on the east bank and also includes a small area near Algiers Point on the west bank.

The agenda for the HCDRC’s bi-weekly meetings is compiled by the city’s Safety & Permits department, which accepts demolition permit applications. Safety & Permits also chairs the committee, which is made up of mostly mid-level city bureaucrats and has no staff. The Committee meets in the offices of Safety & Permits. In effect, the committee is a wing of Safety & Permits, and has historically done that agency’s will, which is tilted toward approval of demolition permits.

One can find the laws governing HCDRC’s operation online at municode.com (http://www.municode.com/Resources/gateway.asp?pid=10040&sid=18). They are in sections 26-3 through 26-10. Those laws are not particularly long or complicated; they take up less than four pages. Yet the committee and Safety & Permits have somehow managed to display a stunning degree of ignorance of those rules (twice in the last two months it has been citizens informing city employees of the applicable laws), except where it was more advantageous to exploit them. In fact, it is difficult to find a law relating to HCDRC not ignored or exploited by Safety & Permits or the Committee over the past two years.

1) Review “all” properties

Let’s start with the most basic rule: all properties within the Conservation District are to be reviewed by the Committee. There are a few notable exceptions (more about them later), but generally “all” means “all.” Instead, as I have written before, over 900 HCDRC-eligible properties were just not included on HCDRC agendas since the storm. In the vast majority of cases, they were simply excluded for no other reason than to avoid review.

This pattern started with the third demolition application after Katrina and it continues to this day. Since I and other citizens first put the Committee and Safety & Permits on notice that we were aware of this avoidance in late November, 2007, over a dozen more properties have avoided review and have gotten demolition permits through this method.

2) The 70% loophole

One of the exceptions to review of all HCDRC-eligible properties was passed in April of 2006. It exempted properties with flood damage estimates greater than 70% from HCDRC consideration for demolition. Safety & Permits, the gatekeeper for both demolition applications and damage estimates, appears to have driven a truckload of demolitions through this loophole. Over 350 properties had their estimates revised above 70%, and then received demolition permits without HCDRC review.

But for a few scattered exceptions, nearly every property that had its estimate raised in this fashion was HCDRC-eligible. That is, this was not a citywide phenomenon of hundreds of property owners with derelict houses coming into City Hall independently of each other, looking to demolish. Instead, the pattern was confined almost entirely to the Housing Conservation District. I believe this was Safety & Permits operating under pressure from the Federal government to make maximum use of available demolition funds within tight time constraints, and finding any excuse to spend those funds, lest they appear foolish in front of Washington.

This problem, like the non-review of eligible properties, also continues. Since late November, over two dozen properties have avoided review by virtue of damage assessments getting increased above 70%.

3) But, some 70% properties should still get reviewed…

There was a codicil to that 70% exception passed in May of 2006. It stated that properties to be demolished within National Register Districts (which overlap the Housing Conservation District) were to be reviewed by the staff of the city’s Historic District Landmarks Commission (HDLC) if their estimate was greater than 70%. This particular provision is called “section 26-10″ in the city code.

As I wrote earlier, the staff at Safety & Permits admitted - in print - that they never read that provision of the law. On December 13, 2007, Ed Horan, a Safety & Permits staffer responsible for review of demolition permit applications, wrote in an email to one of my colleagues, Meg Lousteau:

“Meg,

“Yesterday was the first time I have ever read Section 26-10 of the City Code…I have already alerted both Mr Centineo [head of Safety & Permits] and Mr Perkins [head of the HDLC] of my ignorance of 26-10 and can assure you and them that all future demolition applications will follow the procedure outlined therein.

“This morning I will inform the permit analysts of the misunderstanding and of new process as required by law.

At least 130 demolitions were affected by this admitted ignorance (they were never passed along to HDLC for review) - a blatant due process violation which remains unaddressed.

4) Inadequate notice

The notice provisions of the HCDRC laws call for publication of the Committee’s agenda in the newspaper. There are no provisions for adding properties to the agenda after publication. Yet there have been many instances of properties getting added on the day of the meeting.

At the November 26, 2007 HCDRC meeting, members of the City Attorney’s staff insisted on adding 19 properties to the agenda at the end of the meeting (after most members of the public had left), with no notice whatsoever. The Committee, instead of viewing this as against procedure and regulation, proceeded to vote on acceptance of the demolition applications, allowing 14 to proceed. In fact, they approved demolition of a property they had denied just two months earlier. That was also illegal. The city code says that properties cannot be demolished for one year after denial by the HCDRC (pending a City Council appeal, which did not happen in this case).

This was not the first time un-noticed properties had been added to the HCDRC agenda and then voted upon. It happened on July 9, 2007, when 23 properties came before the committee without public notice. All were brought by the city, not individuals. All but three were either approved or withdrawn because they had already been demolished. Those other three were deferred for future consideration, but were never considered again. Yet all three still received active demolition permits later in the summer (oddly on August 28 and 29, right before FEMA was due to stop paying for the Corps of Engineers to demolish houses).

I have found at least four other meetings just in 2007 where this happened.

5) No redevelopment plans submitted

One would think the city would have a vested interest in avoiding the jack-o-lantern effect of empty lots pockmarking historic neighborhoods. Instead, they actively encourage it.

One of the criteria for the HCDRC to evaluate demolitions is “the proposed plan for redevelopment.” Another is the “proposed length of time the subject site is anticipated to remain undeveloped.” Yet property demolitions are routinely approved without either of these pieces of information.

The November 12, 2007 meeting is a typical example. 13 properties were on the agenda that day. A 14th was added at the meeting, without prior notice. 9 of those structures had no redevelopment plans. All but one of those nine had their demolitions approved, and the ninth wasn’t approved because the wrong address had been placed on the agenda (also a common occurrence).

Nearly the same thing happened at the October 8, 2007 meeting: 6 properties were on the agenda, none with redevelopment plans. All but one were approved, with the sixth application withdrawn by the applicant.

Here’s one more example: on July 23, 2007, there were 32 properties on the HCDRC agenda. Not one had a redevelopment plan. Many (including over a dozen in the neighborhood of Xavier University) were planned to become vacant lots. Not a single property was denied a demolition permit that day.

The default position for the HCDRC is to approve demolitions, no matter whether they meet the criteria for evaluation or not.

6) Violation of the “30 day” rule

Another rule in the city code stipulates that the HCDRC must accept or deny a demolition application within 30 days of its submittal to Safety & Permits. If a decision is not reached within 30 days, the application is denied. The applicant may then appeal the decision to the City Council for a final ruling. This rule has been in existence since 2000.

Over the years, however, the HCDRC has seen fit to grant deferrals for properties. Sometimes, properties are deferred for months at a time. In some cases, this is done to allow neighborhoods and developers time to meet and discuss plans for a site. In other cases, owners don’t show up, or the committee sent notice to the wrong address, or some other reason. No matter the reason, deferrals to a time greater than 30 days after permit acceptance are not legal under the current law.

Some properties have been deferred for over 100 days, spanning half a dozen HCDRC meetings. Such delays are not unusual. Since Katrina, the HCDRC has reached decisions on over 190 properties after 30 days had passed after their applications were submitted. Over 170 of those were approvals. Under the 30 day rule, all should have been denied, with appeals going to the City Council.

Until January 28, 2008, the 30 day rule had never been enforced. At the HCDRC meeting that day, it was pointed out to the Committee (by citizens in the audience) that continual deferrals of properties, sometimes for months at a time, are illegal.

At first, members of the Committee - even when confronted with the actual printed verbiage from the city code - denied its applicability. It took assent from a representative of the City Attorney’s office (the City Attorney has been attending HCDRC meetings recently, as the circus nature of the proceedings has been publicized in the newspaper) to persuade the bureaucrats on the Committee that they were indeed violating the law.

When they finally saw the light, the Committee members immediately denied permits for all properties which violated the 30 day rule, some of which did so because the committee had granted deferrals. Or at least, they tried to do so. There were at least two properties which violated the 30 day rule, but which still got their demolitions approved.

Conclusion: Total reform is needed.

At its most fundamental level, the HCDRC should be following the criteria laid out in city law for demolitions. It should also be following the laws on proper notice, expediency of decision, and review of all properties. Instead, none of these things are happening.

The city has shown itself as a repeat offender in violation of its own laws. The best solution at this point is complete reform of HCDRC. Fortunately, there is pending legislation before the New Orleans city council to do just that. In addition, a recently signed consent decree provides punishment if the city does not shape up. Things are moving forward to bring accountability and sanity to a process that so far has been opaque and insane.

Matt

Carnival

January 29th, 2008 by Loki


Maitri w/ A Beehive

Originally uploaded by Often Absurd in the Humid City.
Carnival is here. Even with a hurt paw that is wonderful. See? Even Maitri is enjoying it!

Officer Cotton

January 29th, 2008 by Loki

If you’re not from here Google “Officer Cotton New Orleans murder”

If you’re from New Orleans or live in New Orleans then this says it all.

Hand seems to be getting stiffer, doctor Thursday. I’ll know how long I have to go easy on it then. I now return you to the other members of the team

-Loki

Little Richard, Live at Boomtown Casino

January 27th, 2008 by Lord David

Yes, it’s true…
I met Little Richard, backstage, last night after his show.
I was wearing a jeweled Elvis Jumpsuit.
I was absolutely beautiful.
But not as beautiful as Little Richard.
No one is.
No one.

I was amazed by the tightest band in rock n roll. Two monster drummers, two killer guitar players, bassist, and a full horn section (Piccolo Trumpet, Tenor sax, sax & Baritone sax) as well as Reddy Teddy, his acrobatic MC of almost 40 years. The guy still sings while doing handstands.

Little Richard was on crutches, and had to be helped on & off the stage, but once at the piano, it was amazing how he controlled this band with minor inflections and hand movements, besides playing pretty tasty stuff as though it were an unconscious afterthought. His voice was as immaculately over the top as ever. And he ruled that room with brilliant talent, charisma, charm and hair that would make God jealous. I’ve never seen so many sequins in my life.

As people would shout out proclamations of love and adoration between songs, he would stop talking long enough to say, “oh, shut up” before returning to the show. It’s amazing how many pieces we recognize as classic rock n roll standards were written by this son of Macon, Georgia , and recorded right here in New Orleans.

I was more than proud to wait around to be summoned back stage to meet the man that taught the Beatles how to scream for Long Tall Sally, the guy that gave Jimi Hendrix his first touring opportunity, the dude that started it all.

That autographed picture, “To Lord David from Little Richard”, will hang in a place of honor in my house. Forever.

Lord David

Skull Club

New Orelans

Little Richard Rocks

WWOZ - Allen Toussaint’s BDay Show

January 16th, 2008 by Loki

Tune in today, Wednesday (January 16th) from 11:30am to 2:00pm CST, as we celebrate Allen Toussaint’s birthday (January 14, 1938). From the late 50s to the present, from Devo to Irma Thomas, now’s the time to savor some Southern Nights and find those Lipstick Traces, as we listen to Allen Toussaint and those his music has touched.

WWOZ 90.7 on your FM dial!

If you are outside of the New Orleans Metro Area tune in the stream at WWOZ Online

Disaster Prone Geography

January 12th, 2008 by Loki
The following is a small post from The Unfathomable Dr. Mongoose on the New Orleans LiveJournal Comunity dated Jan 8, 08. I only just got permission to syndicate it so it is a few days late. Take it away Doc:
Katrina general retiring from the Army. As Lt. Gen. Russel Honore gets ready to retire from the Army and hand over his command on Friday, he says he wants to spend the rest of his life creating a “culture of preparedness” to prevent another post-disaster disaster.

“There’s an attitude everywhere else that people are smarter than they are in New Orleans and in Mississippi. They’re not,” the 60-year-old general said at his office at Fort Gillem, just outside Atlanta. “What happened in New Orleans could have happened anywhere on the Eastern Seaboard…A vast part of America still thinks, `That couldn’t happen where I live.’ And they are dead damn wrong.”
Right now, I live about 40 miles outside of Chicago, and each week there have been anywhere from one to almost two dozen people in the tri-state area over the past six weeks that have died from tornadoes, ice storms, or snow-related accidents. And yet, there are people who think that they’re safe just because they’re nowhere close to a major body of water or place that gets earthquakes.

So the next time someone makes a crack about “well, they shouldn’t be living in a disaster-prone area,” please point them to the buffet line at Dick’s all-you-can-eat.

Infohazard: Terrorism, Housing, and Social Unrest in the Humid City

December 11th, 2007 by Loki

Burning Condos Close Up
The above flyer has been posted all around downtown, from the encampments of homeless across the street from City Hall to trashcans on Poydras Street.

Dangerblond thinks those responsible should be sent to Gitmo.

Laureen at NOLA Metroblogging fills us in with a well researched post giving tons of background on the situation. She also is the first I’ve found that has picked up on the fact that crime stats have not been significantly impacted by the closure of the projects.

Michael Homan’s position mirros my own. As he eloquently puts it:
I have no doubts that the powers that be are using Katrina to do away with the large public housing projects. Many of these units never flooded and they could have reopened in October of 2005. But how do I feel about large concentrations of poverty in the projects versus mixed-income neighborhoods with subsidized rents spread throughout? I don’t really know. I do know that poor people need a place to live in New Orleans, and the increased rents have kept many from returning.
Ray In New Orleans has posted his open letter to the powers that be.

Two pictures of the flyer on Flickr have developed extensive discussions in their comments here and here. (And at least one of the photos have been filtered so that you have to agree to view objectionable content before actually seeing it.)

But the real venom comes out when you read the comments on the NOLA.com article. This is where you can see the soul sickness that has gripped our city. This is where under the veil of anonymity, the racists and the classists on both sides of the ideological divide come out in force hurling epithets thick and fast.

Last comes one from the national arena. You see, while I will not commit to support of any candidate for the Oval Office as yet, I will give John Edwards some points. He is to be congratulated for being savvy enough to actually try to use the internet effectively as outreach. The upside of this has been steady communication with his blogmaster. She was kind enough to forward this my way just as I began typing this up. So here you have it, John Edwards take on the demolition situation, straight from Chapel Hill, NC:
EDWARDS STATEMENT ON HUD PLAN TO BEGIN DEMOLISHING PUBLIC HOUSING IN NEW ORLEANS THIS WEEK

Chapel Hill, North Carolina — Senator John Edwards today called on HUD to reverse its plan to begin demolishing public housing in New Orleans this week and urged the New Orleans City Council to stand strong in defending housing for city residents. Edwards said in a statement:”There is a housing crisis in New Orleans today — the result of government policies that have failed the people of the Gulf since Hurricanes Katrina, Rita and Wilma. Rents have doubled, families are being evicted from FEMA trailers and now the current administration is now trying to make a bad situation worse.

“I am calling on HUD to postpone its plans to destroy affordable public housing until replacement housing is ready. Knocking down historic and livable housing today that withstood the winds of Katrina with the bulldozers of Bush is counterproductive to the goal of giving residents a home to which to return.

Decentralizing poverty by encouraging new mixed-income income makes a lot of sense — I’ve proposed creating 1 million new housing vouchers to do exactly that. But eliminating housing where people could live in a city where a desperate shortage of shelter exists makes no sense at all.

“I urge the City Council to reject the demolition permits HUD needs for its plan to destroy hope for current and displaced New Orleans residents.”
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Loki
Founder, HumidCity

Defend New Orleans: The Footage

December 8th, 2007 by Loki
A New Defend New Orleans Installation has launched, check it out! -Loki
Our video brother Drew has set up a website featuring documentary-style footage on the REAL new orleans, not the file footage seen over and over again on CNN. so check out his website, www.dnovideo.com, and give him some props, feedback, whatever.

massive party coming up in a week or two. we’ll let you know more of the details soon.

thanks kids,
Brian

Let the Good Times Roll

December 2nd, 2007 by Loki
Karen has managed to sum up the housing situation and all of its attendant woes in this simple chart. (Click the image, as usual, to see it larger or leave her direct comments.)

Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Ass

October 31st, 2007 by Loki

Eddie Jordan Resigns!

image courtesy of Skeleton Krewe