Posts tagged new_orleans

Upcoming Benefits for Chris & Otter

April 7th, 2008 by NOGoddess

Please come out and enjoy these great upcoming events and help support Chris & Otter at the same time! And please help spread the word…

Thanks to all - and especially to the folks at HumidCity for bringing me on board, very glad to be here!

Andrea Garland (aka NOGoddess)

Artisan Cheese and Wine Tasting

Artisan Cheese & Wine Tasting
Featuring Hand Made Cheeses
by Chef Sheana Davis of The Epicurean Connection (sheanadavis.com)
and Wines From Wines Unlimited

- A Benefit for Chris & Otter -

$18.00 per person, includes cheeses and a glass of wine.
Additional wine for sale by the glass or bottle.
Proceeds go to help pay Chris & Otter’s medical debt.
At Bacchanal Wine Shop • Thursday, April 17th, 7:30pM
600 Poland Avenue • BacchanalWine.com • Tel: 504.942.9111
For more info, please visit ChrisAndOtter.com

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sN.O.pes

January 7th, 2007 by alexis stahl

Some of my picks from snopes.com re:NOLA

True

Did New Orleans’ mayor turn down a $5 million to remove cars wrecked by Hurricane Katrina?

Did ‘The Price Is Right’ air an episode offering a trip to New Orleans as a prize?

Did a National Geographic article fortell the flood that devastated New Orleans?

Did Barbara Bush say the refugees being housed in the Astrodome were ‘underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them’?

Woman’s death notice directs ‘gifts be made to any organization that seeks the removal of President Bush from office’?

False

Photographs show a 21-foot crocodile found swimming in the streets of New Orleans?

Advertisement for Heineken beer employs New Orleans ‘looter’ imagery?

Did comedian George Carlin write a list of ‘Hurricane Rules’?

Did Katrina evacuees brought to Utah sell drugs, attempt rapes, and rebuild street gangs?

Hmmm…

Photographs juxtapose human and canine evacuees from New Orleans?

Ounce of Perspective

January 6th, 2007 by Loki

Homicides on the rise in New Orleans - Nightly News with Brian Williams - MSNBC.com
NEW ORLEANS - In the last week more Americans have died in New Orleans than in Iraq. Since Dec. 29, there have been eight military deaths. In the Big Easy, there have been 14 murders.

Flood Witnesses

January 3rd, 2007 by Loki

From the Livejournal New Orleans Community:

Calling anyone who witnessed the flooding near Oak and Carrollton on Decmeber 21, 2006. Can you please send me an email attesting to having seen un-drivable conditions in that area around 8:30am?
AND/OR
If you have pictures of that area that would be even more fantastic!
Specifically, if you witnessed:
–A truck stuck in the water in the middle of the street near Capital One, abandoned due to water level.
–Car lined up on the Neutral Ground in that area.
–Untravelable water levels on Carrollton and St. Charles.
–Cars stuck in water anywhere in that area.
–Water levels on Oak (going into businesses).
–Water levels on sidestreets.

It doesn’t have to be detailed, just: “On 12/21/06, I witnessed ___________,” or “I was unable to travel to work from ___________ area myself because of __________.” I know other people couldn’t get to work from that area, I just need proof.

If you feel comfortable signing with contact info, that’d be great. If you are a business owner in that area that would be WONDERFUL.

Much appreciated. THANKS!

To see the various responses and add one of your own please go to the original post:
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Bronze Plated Bullshit - Stealing New Orleans

January 1st, 2007 by alexis stahl

In New Orleans, times are lean, people are rebuilding and we are extremely sentimental about anything intrinsically New Orleans. The theft of water meter covers, streetsigns and sidewalk tiles, and fleur de lis anything, has been a problem. We have dealt with this before. Thieving of architectural ornaments, grave statuary and wrought iron work are anathema to New Orleanians, and yet, common events. These purloined items are most often kept or sold for their aesthetic quality and are sometimes found in homes and antique shops from here to the Hamptons. At least the items are usually not destroyed, for which we can be grateful.

These items are stolen for what they are, not what they are made of. The rising price of scrap metals, unpoliced streets and empty homes have consorted to provide a convenient source of ready cash in New Orleans. As example, a friend who got several feet of water in his home in the Broadmoor neighborhood is restoring his flooded house. Like many New Orleanians with gutted homes, he is concerned with historical accuracy in the details of the rebuild. Many of us are concerned with preservation, like never before. Early on, he replaced his destroyed copper plumbing with expensive, new, copper pipes rather than inexpensive PVC. Shortly after the pipes were installed and the walls were still only studs, all of the copper plumbing was ripped out by looters to be sold for scrap metal or perhaps used in another home. At least these items, although costly, can be replaced.

The day after Christmas 2006, the nationally-renowned, local artist and Xavier professor, John T. Scott, was robbed. Several decades worth of bronze sculptures were looted from his studio. Were the criminals mastermind art thieves? Did they consider the increased value of these works that survived Katrina and the flooding of Scott’s Gentilly home? Did they presume that Scott, who is in a Houston Hospital coping with lung transplant complications, may pass soon and become posthumously sought after? No. They dismantled the bronze sculptures with handsaws and bolt cutters, taking the metal for its scrap value. This is sick. These sculptures were about slavery, oppression and New Orleans traditions. They spoke to us and about us and were certainly worth more that a few bucks per pound. These artworks were destroyed and cannot be replaced.

Shame, shame, bronze-plated, heavy and oppressive shame.

NOLA

December 30th, 2006 by Loki
New Orleans

Earthlink NOLA

December 27th, 2006 by Loki

Where is the Earthlink WiFi in New Orleans? - Blogging New Orleans
According to The Third Battle of New Orleans, last Thursday started the official roll-out of EarthLink’s paid WiFi service for New Orleans. You probably have seen the wireless nodes attached to lightposts around some of the more populated parts of the city and thought, hey what’s that?

What indeed? Blogging New Orleans gives us a well informed, link rich rundown.

Silent NOLA Night

December 25th, 2006 by Loki

Silent Night

Silent night, no gunfights,
All is calm, ‘till Twelfth Night
Round the city debris still is piled.
Our politicians still should be reviled,
Christmas will come anyway.
Christmas will come anyway.

Silent night, times are tight,
Neighbors still living in the blight,
Friends are scattered both here and afar,
Nagin gave us a Recovery Czar;
Waiting on the Road Home!
Waiting on the Road Home!

Silent night, hope ignite,
We’ll survive, though times are tight
New Orle-ans shall be reborn,
While our leaders keep earning our scorn,
Running the long paper chase.
Running the long paper chase.

By George “Loki” Williams copyright 2006

God Rest Ye Mr. Bingle

December 24th, 2006 by Loki

More Xmas drivel to the tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.

God rest ye Wonka good the mayor
Whose face we rarely see
Though life in Chocolate City
Is not all that it could be

The Road Homes long
My house is gone
No trash pick up for me

Oh tidings of empty promises
Promises
Oh-oh tidings of empty promises!

God rest ye Mr. Bi-i-ingle
Symbol of our hope
New Orleans tradition
Will help us all to cope

We’ll hold on tight
To what we have
And will survive this dope

Oh tidings of empty promises
Promises
Oh-oh tidings of empty promises!

Copyright 2006

By George “Loki” Williams

Oh yeah, baby, I’m BACK!

Another Loki Carol

December 23rd, 2006 by Loki

Since you readers seem to be gluttons for punishment I am going to try to cough up one of these each day between now and Xmas. I’ll be waiting for th hate mail…

Rummy Boy
To the tune of Little Drummer Boy

Wait they told me, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
Assistance will arrive, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
We will rebuild the Gulf, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
We’ll make the city sing, dumb dumb dumb dumb,
dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb,
But corruption ruled dumb dumb dumb dumb,
Pass me the rum.

Oh New Orleans, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
This fate is not for you da dumb dumb dumb dumb
We have no leadership, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
There’s no one at the wheel da dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb,
We will do it ourselves, da dumb dumb dumb dumb,
Where is the rum?

Now it is Christmas, da dumb dumb dumb dumb,
Friends scattered everywhere, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
We will do with what we have, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
I raise my glass to them, da dumb dumb dumb dumb,
dumb dumb dumb dumb, dumb dumb dumb dumb,
I hope they”ll be home soon, da dumb dumb dumb dumb
Me and my rum

By George “Loki” Williams
copyright 2006

Next Verse, Same As The First

December 22nd, 2006 by Loki

Rains Flood New Orleans Streets - washingtonpost.com
“Unbelievable,” said Pamela Borne, who waded in knee-high water with her daughter on her back to get to her house. “It’s very disappointing, that just with an overnight rain of this magnitude, that the city is so ill-prepared.”

Joy of water. Lex got trapped at Tulane and I was at home surrounded by a 3-4 foot moat. Good thing this data floats, isn’t it?

Lafayette, I Have Returned!

December 9th, 2006 by Loki

From the Third World Country of New Orleans to the Third World Country of Dominica and back, the last week or so has been amazing. There are so many parallels and yet so many opposites. You will see poverty there, a few buildings that reminded me of the flood zone, and a seeming distrust of local government. You will also see brightly colored houses, people you don’t know who wave at you on the street, and architecture reminiscent of some of our own.

Those similarities are counterpointed by the differences. There is a higher literacy rate than in the US, there is no crime to speak of, the environment is a top priority to the people and the government, and the cities are not smashed to pieces.The air there is also the cleanest and clearest I have ever breathed, unlike the dust and mold laden atmosphere of NOLA.

So why come back at all? Well for those Scrooges across the US who ask things like “hasn’t Congress paid for all the damage,” and “why build in a flood zone,” I highly recommend Bob Marshall’s excellent article in yesterday’s paper. I also advise it for anyone travelling as you will encounter these questions and it is always good to have the facts with which to fuel an informed response. We are still NOT okay, but it is home.

One thing in particular I found quite telling was a conversation with a rural farmer in the interior. This guy was working over a fire extracting bay oil out in the middle of nowhere, someone who empathized more with our situation than most Americans I have met. After trading a few tales of the last sixteen months his response was that America had treated us the way it treats the rest of the world and that it was thing of evil. Hmmm …

The trip was just what we needed, a respite from the obsessions of modern life in NOLA. We have returned with more fortitude having been reminded of the beauty that remains to be seen in this world. It is a good time to be back, despite the ongoing trials, Mardi Gras preparations are in swing as Twelfth Night aproaches. In addition Liquidrone is playing tonight at One Eyed Jack’s, a treat I get far too infrequently (If you have a love of music this is a MUST SEE!). We will wring some joy from this holiday season in our own self-satirizing way and continue to do what we have done since The Storm: persevere!

This is year two with blue tarps on the roofs and the National Guard in the streets for Xmas, think about that. Consider the people who are facing the cold in buildings with no power or heat, simply to be home for the holidays. Forget the marketing and the ubiquitous merchandising and remember the real spirit of the season. Be kind to someone. Find a New Orleanian, here or in the diaspora, and help them locate the joy misplaced by the Corps of Engineers and FEMA. Embrace this season with the values that are a constant in most religions - be a brother/sister to your fellow man/woman.

A bumper sticker we saw in Dominica says it all: “God Has NO Religion.”

d_xmas01

Happy Turkeycaust

November 23rd, 2006 by Loki

While many lie prone and wrapped in the cottony tentacles of a tryptophan coma I would like to take a moment and comment on the Thanks Du Jour.

I am thankful for some of the encroachments the surrounding ecosytem has made upon the city. I personally love seeing redtail hawks nesting in the city for instance.

I am thankful for my lovely new wife, a woman who knows how to roll her eyes and depart when I begin to foam at the mouth and rant.

I am thankful to be one of a wide array of voices raised from our city while our suposed leaders are so silent and bumbling (much like Buster Keaton witout the talent). See the nolablog links in my sidebar for more….

I am thankful to be one of the rare ones who lost little to Katrina (other than my city and my sanity).

I am thankful that the American People finally voted like they were fed up. It was great to come home from our honeymoon and hear the phrase “…the House AND the Senate!”

I am thankful for my rotten little quadrupeds, without whom we would have really gone nuts over the past 16 months.

Happy Turkeycaust everyone!

Danger Will Robinson!

November 19th, 2006 by Loki

Ever notice that everything has a warning label on it? The mop bucket with the graphic on the side saying “don’t drown the baby in the mop water,” is a commonplace example. Well it continues, ad absurdum, on into the blast zone of NewOrleans. Tim brings us this wonderful catalogue of idiocy from within the walls of his FEMA trailer. Check out the original post, it is rife with visual aids…

~ Tim’s ~ Nameless ~ Blog ~ Post-K life in New Orleans
I’m not the first person to notice that everything nowadays comes with copious and often stupidly obvious warning labels. Like electric hair dryers that are marked, “Do not use while bathing,” and lawn mowers that warn, “Do not place hands under mower while blade is moving.”

The labeling boom is the result of two powerful forces on the consumer market: government regulations and consumer litigation. Big Brother and Big Lawyer never seem to be satisfied.

And so it should not be a surprise that our FEMA travel trailer is virtually decorated with warning stickers. This white box we call home is the perfect convergence of manufacturers’ CYA strategy and government’s “We’ll protect you” maternalism.

A Letter To America

November 18th, 2006 by Loki

To anyone who:

Risked their life rescuing people, gave money or goods to charitable organizations, came down to rebuild the city with their own hands, returned to the city to work, live and rebuild, lent their brainpower to the rebuilding effort, put up evacuees, counseled or gave medical treatment to the wounded, let Katrina’s children into their school, temple, mosque or church, comforted an evacuee, showed compassion and countless other acts of kindness which I am probably forgetting to mention here…

THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU

You are all heros to me. You have helped more than you can ever know, and, if I may speak on behalf of an entire region, we are grateful to you. We might be proud, but we need your help.

To anyone who:

Opened up their mouth and said that America would be better off without New Orleans, I don’t know if I can truly call you an American. Sure, you bond together when bearded foreigners attack, I give you that–but may I remind you that we’re still in this nation thing together. You don’t amputate a foot just because the big toe is broken, and let me tell you, this nation stands in part upon New Orleans.

Fortunately, it seems that those are few and far between. As a whole, Katrina has opened my eyes to the true human compassion that exists both at home and abroad. Your gifts and your support have given me a dose of optimism that I will carry for the rest of my life.

Last but not least, to anyone who thinks that New Orleans is still underwater:

It isn’t! We are reduced in capacity and humanpower, but we’re up and running. The history is still here, the culture is still here, and the people who are still here still want to see you. Unless, of course, you plan on getting really drunk on Bourbon and puking on our doorstep. Other than that–come on down. Please.

Whitney Lakin
Lower Garden District
New Orleans, LA
11/11/2006

G-no-mail: Webfoot 2.0

November 16th, 2006 by Loki

Gmail is down again. This time for the past two days. If it’s on their end they owe their users some form of update on what the situation is. (Don’t tell me its BETA, its been on the net since well before Katrina and its an ad driven service.) It could also be the side effect of some sort of selective port blocking by Cox, or basic incompetence, or the fragile and unstable infrastructure of the city. I bet its Cox, my lovely wife informs me that she had no trouble accessing it from Tulane’s connection.

Damn annoying though.

Since the Storm the internet is our main way of staying in touch with scattered friends and family. All the “social” applications have taken on a new dimension. Displaced friends in Cincinatti and I watch each other’s current reading and movie intake, trading notes and comments back and forth through LibraryThing and Netflix. We share pictures in the same way on Flickr, even sharing our bookmarks with del.icio.us. And that doesn’t even touch the subject of blogs, online journals and MySpace.

All of these applications add community to the services they offer. Each alows you to interact and communicate on a common platform. While fun, and no doubt, useful to most, these have become an important means of staying in touch with each other and home. I can see that my friend Rachel is about to rent a truly awful movie when  I’m in Netflix and leave her a note saying it’s not worth the effort.  We can also add reviews as we watch things which they will see when going to rent it. Little bits of day to day interaction that allow a sembalance of normalcy.

We are a people who crave the society of our fellow New Orleanians: loud, boisterous, eating questionable things of aquatic origin, and with drink in hand. The City of Cyber Orleans knows no geographic borders. It stretches as far as our furthest displaced has gone and is accessible from any internet connection.  For those away its not home, but it helps. For those of us here it is a link to all our misssing loved ones.

Kind of like a William Gibson novel reinterpreted by Morgus The Magnificent.

Your Reading Assignment

November 16th, 2006 by Loki

Well I am back and the verbal floggings shall begin forthwith. As I am still getting back into the swing of things (and catching up on all the news I missed) I shall begin with a brief reading assignment. Without further ado here is an excerpt from a lovely post by Becky.

Becky Houtman
“Although the Roman empire expanded to a great territory, the Roman republicans were never concerned about the actuality of political participation by citizens living far away from Rome, where the assembly met regularly. In fact, most citizens of the Roman empire probably never attended an assembly, and the situation created a random and skewed system of representation - those living close to Rome became de facto “representatives” of other citizens of the Roman empire.” - Representative Government and Democracy, Bo Li

With all the invocation of Democracy and the Founding Fathers in this latest planning process, one thing that seems to have been forgotten is the role of representation. With all of our actual elected representatives snubbing the UNOP, it’s more and more doubtful how much backbone the UNOP will have as a “Unified New Orleans Plan,” but it’s far from certain yet whether or how much the Lambert plans or any others will bear much fruit with respect to funding and implementation either. Whatever the fate of the UNOP, it’s worth drawing some lessons from its latest venture, especially with regard to what passes for public participation, for posterity if nothing else.

Your assignment is to read the rest of her post (comment if so inclined) and chew on it for awhile.

This underscores my repeated refrain that real representation is lacking. Didn’t someone throw a Tea Party up north about that once?

Walking to New Orleans II: Guest Post From Slate

October 16th, 2006 by Loki

A new Katrina Refrigerator post here. Its title is Walking to New Orleans.

This is Walking to New Orleans II.

Last night, while my grandson and I were playing a game, my husband and daughter were sitting in the front room watching TV and talking. The rest of the story comes from my husband as I didn’t know about it until today.

They heard a knock on the door. My husband opened it to find a 60-ish, emaciated, black woman standing there. She asked him if he could ask his wife to make her a sandwich. She had walked and walked to get to our neighborhood because she was so hungry, but found the church (probably the one up on the corner of Rampart and St. Anthony) closed. She was clearly unaccustomed to knocking on random doors in search of food, and according to my husband, clearly in need of the food. She didn’t look like a substance abuser, just a desperate, very poor, very hungry woman. My husband packed her a sack lunch with a sandwich, some chips, some peanut butter crackers, whatever he could find in our kitchen and gave it to her. When he gave it to her he said she was crying and then she disappeared into the night.

There are so few services here that we couldn’t think this morning of where we could have sent her and we’re going to look into putting a list together of shelters, etc. so that we will have that information for someone who needs it.

As unaccustomed as she was to knocking on random doors in order to eat, we are also unaccustomed to having our door knocked on for that reason. It is shocking to us. I wish we knew who she was, where she was. Maybe we could help her in some other way than just a sandwich and some chips if we knew that, but the whole thing transpired fast and my husband, in his shock, didn’t get any information from her. How many others like her are there out there?

For sure they’re “out there”—-not in an apartment.

There was help for the very poor right after Katrina, but now so many services are just not up and running, and there are grants for homeowners coming through, but this city has been a city of renters for a long, long time. There has been no help at all for renters (Section 8 aside, but that’s another story). We regular Joe’s in the middle are at the mercy of “the market.” There is no chance for a woman like her to find an affordable apartment as rents have doubled in many cases, and the number of apartments available has declined.

Yesterday’s Times Picayune had an article on rising rents. While I understand that some landlords have extraordinary refurbishment expenses, there are others out there who clearly raised the rent to a number that would be close to what the Section 8 voucher amount is, even though the apartment would have rented for half that much last year, or certainly the year before Katrina.

Businesses can’t get workers, workers can’t find affordable housing. Without the workers there is no business—-who’s not GETTING this? It seems so obvious.

No one is saying that landlords should give away their rentals free, (there is a story in the article of one landlord who waived the deposit—that’s fabulous! What a novel idea!) but as one woman in the article said, who was now making $500 more a month than she was pre-K, she thought she could do better and fears she “missed the market.” C’mon! You’re already making more than you were before so what are you griping about? The rest of us are paying you all the money we have to keep a roof over our heads. And Entergy is raping us for the rest of our paycheck. Throw in paid utilities and maybe your apartment would be worth it.

I fear that if something isn’t done to cap rents in this city, that our labor issues will only get worse, and more people will leave, especially those who work in the service industry. The tourism and convention people need to get involved in this or they’re gonna tout our culture and music and party town only to have the conventioneers find that they hafta make their own hurricane at Pat O’s and bring their own pots to make red beans. There won’t be anyone here to make it for them. The bartenders and cooks won’t be able to find an apartment.

The woman who knocked on our door last night might be a harbinger of things to come if we don’t get services together, figure out what HANO is thinking, and get some rent controls in here.

None of that makes you think? Okay, how about this: What if that woman was YOUR mother?

-NOLA Slate

Do it, By Deuce!

October 12th, 2006 by Loki

Buried busy with wedding prep and my new business. Should get the post-Bloomington-post up this weekend with some luck. In the meantime I would view it as a personal favor if you followed the Mermaid’s suggestion below. Children’s Hospital is a cause near and dear to my heart, without them I would be in a wheelchair rather than lurching around on my own two feet. Take the few seconds and vote. It will mean a lot, to me and to the kids there now.

TravelingMermaid: VOTE FOR DEUCE*HELP CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL
Deuce McAllister has been nominated as one of three finalists for this week’s Fed Ex Ground Top Running Backs. If he wins, the NFL donates $5,000 to Children’s Hospital of New Orleans. He needs your help to be named this week’s winner.

The deadline to vote is Thursday, so don’t wait. Help Deuce help Children’s Hospital today. Thanks!!

http://www.nfl.com/partners/fedex/

I will now hand the virtual podium back to PH Fred and our other guest posters. Stay tuned!

Tasty Bread, Good Circus

September 28th, 2006 by Loki

While the Saints game is undeniably bread and circuses, garnering attentiion and participation in far greater quantity that things like housing or elections, it still has its good sides. For the first time (yes, first time, I am NOT a sports fan of any stripe) I watched the Saints pound Atlanta into the ground the other night. Besides the awe of the impossible I also felt that the game might help bring us back into the national consciousness. From the looks of things it has. Here is part of an excellent article from (Ta-Daa!) Sportsline:

New Orleans, ravaged by Katrina, far from recovered - CBS SportsLine.com
You hear how New Orleans is coming back, that the recovery is progressing, then you come here, to the mostly black neighborhoods, and you see it is a lie, and our shame.

There are few houses left totally intact within eyesight. Debris still lines some of the streets. There are people moving about but not many. There is a deserted feel. Football might be coming back to New Orleans on Monday night, but the money from the federal government seems to have not quite made it, so many of the homes stay annihilated, and people remain lost in the bureaucracy.

When part of an American city — in these times of the mega-rich, where wealth spills onto the streets by the c-note — looks like the surface of the moon all this time after Katrina, something is wrong. You want to say the Ninth Ward looks like bombed out Iraq, but Iraq is being rebuilt with more rapidity. Saying the Ninth Ward looks like Iraq is an insult to Iraq.

In fact a columnist for a weekly newspaper here asked the question: “… are you safer in the streets of New Orleans or Iraq?”

Here we go y’all…

September 27th, 2006 by Loki

Well folks, posting has been slow, I will not lie. Things here in the Big UnEasy has been tumultuous to say the least. I have been buried in work doing construction during the day and web development/wedding plans at night.

Soooo……. Since I will be increasingly out of action and posting more sporadically I am opening up HumidCity as a group blog. I am giving the Legendary PH Fred posting access this coming week so steel yourselves for the satirical onslaught. Check out the article in the current Offbeat about him for more background!

offBeat :: Fresh :: The Best Medicine
“Katrina killed my mom,” says New Orleans comedian/musician P.H. Fred’s MySpace page. In fact, his mother died of natural causes in an old folks’ home shortly before the levees gave way. What Katrina did do was send him on a month-and-a-half-long odyssey to find her body.

“Every day we were told, ‘We have no idea who Mrs. Catherine Schneider is,’” Fred remembers. “Six weeks into it, I got a phone call [from FEMA]. They said, ‘We have your mother’s body.’” It turns out they had her body all along but said they couldn’t tell him because “it was a matter of national security.”

In addition, I cannot say if or how often you might see posts from her but I have also given posting access to the mighty Maitri. You have been warned!

Who Dat? It Aint’ The Aints.

September 26th, 2006 by alexis stahl

Superdome

This Monday, the New Orleans Saints are at home and eating red beans and rice with some smoked rare bird. They burned the Atlanta Falcons to the ground tonight. 3-23. First Monday Night win in over a decade. I hear there is a new snowball stand in hell.

The Saints blocked two kicks in the first half. They were good. Really. If our levees were as strong as the Saints’ precision defense we might just stand a chance against a Cat 5. The Falcons were only at catagory 1 strength the whole game, with brief gusts. Perfect weather for a party. The Saints? Precision? It just gets stranger and stranger in this town.

Perhaps the Saints have been cleansed of their sins, perhaps the fans finally “got faith”, or maybe we just had one good day. Whatever it was, folks here are happy tonight. Enjoy your red beans and barbeque and bless those fast running men in shiny gold pants with gobs of holy hot sauce. Amen.

Gutted

September 19th, 2006 by Loki

As someone who spends his days rebuilding people’s homes I found this description of what it like to be particularly apt. It is impossible to properly convey what it is like to see the remnants of one’s home to those who have not been through it. I think that the following excerpt is as close as one can come to that feeling of loss and despair. Read on.

People Get Ready: Sunken treasure — gutting another house
Wanna know what it feels like? You can’t really, until you see all of your possessions covered in mud and mold. But let’s just say you’re sitting at a desk in your home reading this post. Think of filthy water rising to a level just above your head. Now, everything from from your head on down is ruined and lost forever. What do you have hanging on your walls? What’s in your drawers? What’s on your bookshelves? What of irreplaceable sentimental value will you have to throw on a debris pile in the street — lost forever?

Some houses were flooded all the way into the attics.

Perdido Street and Agincourt: Guest Post from Wet Bank Guide

September 14th, 2006 by Loki

We are too much a rabble, leaderless and increasingly dispirited. I heard nothing in the mayor’s 100-day remarks Wednesday to remedy that. We lack the charismatic leadership we need to see us through this dark hour, our Henry V to rally the tired few to the great battle that will remake the world. Instead, we get Mayor Hamlet, Prince of Denmark or somewhere, anywhere else but New Orleans, wandering the ramparts of Perdido Street and wondering how to proceed.

I see more and more on-line commentators, and some in the newspaper, remark that they are starting to have thoughts of moving on, of leaving the city, of giving up. No one I know personally is ready to leave, and people I thought lost to Texas continue to trickle in despite all the challenges. Still, the conventional wisdom of the street points to the sprouting forests of For Sale signs as indication that many who haven’t yet returned, and more than a few who are back, are making other plans.

I wasn’t surprised to hear this sort of chatter in August. The first serious month of hurricane season was filled with an endless tide of contrary news, the threat of a storm in the Gulf, and the looming anniversary. Even for the most heavily medicated population in the developed world, it was a depressing prospect. Can we make it, people asked each other with the breathlessness of exhausted swimmers struggling to make their way to the shore.

The mayor and his circle give us no confidence. Leadership is the rescue we need now every bit as much as the people on the roofs of last year, watching the helicopters circle then leave; the 100-day promise was another lifeline tantalizing dangled before our eyes and then withdrawn. Perhaps we should drape our houses in bedsheets roughly lettered: Mayor Nagin, Please Help Us.

I remain convinced the city will survive. We the 200,000 who have come home can be enough if we do not surrender, if we insist that our leaders step up to the difficult challenges we face as a city, as a collective. We only ask they they work as hard and as ingenously as those who labor all day to save their businesses, and still go home at night to work on ruined homes, that the mayor and his cohorts navigate the paths of Entergy and RTA and recovery finances in the same way the majority of us hack our way through the jungle of insurance, SBA and LRA.

The rousing speech Shakespeare puts into the mouth of his Henry V is something I have carried with me through the years, the product of most of a degree in English Literature from the University of New Orleans, and a number of years spent working alongside a Shakespeare enthusiast. Henry’s position was bleak. He was at the end of a long land campaign, surrounded by the French who had cut off his line of supply and retreat, facing a choice between victory and defeat, with no place for retreat. It is a marvel of motivational speech, a statement that rings true to the American ear across the centuries with its martial setting and its celebration of exceptionalism.

It is the speech I would hear from Perdido Street, but have no reason to expect; the sort of speech we must demand of our own leaders, if they wish to be counted among the 200,000 who saved the city. It is the speech we must all give to ourselves, should post on our shaving mirrors or on the doors of our new refrigetarors, to remind ourselves we are here because we have chosen this place to fight.

Its opening words are the best response I could offer to Mayor Hamlet’s vacuous remarks, and the truest antidote to them. If you read this blog, you are among the 200,000, the happy few. I do not mean to indict those who have not returned, by choice or happenstance. It is mostly beyond their control. Instead, I mean to remind the 200,000 that they are living through a special place and time in history, one that will be long remembered. When people look back on this time, they will read of the president and the governor and the mayor and laugh, or perhaps cry in catharsis at the tragedy of hubris strutting to its doom. There’s nothing we can do now to remedy the leaders who hobble us, except to prove them wrong, to write for ourselves the scene that ends not in tragedy but in triumph.

…proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call’d the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam’d,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian.’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
and say ‘These wounds I had on Crispian’s day.’
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
-Mark Folse, Wet Bank GuideÂ