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BP Spills Coffee

by Loki June 10, 2010
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Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm: The Amazing, Disappearing Mitch Landrieu Website

by Loki December 17, 2009

I had a very interesting thing happen this morning. Someone sent me a link to a hilarious website satirizing Mitch Landrieu’s run for Mayor. Almost good enough for The Levee it included a YouTube video announcement “from Mitch” complete with Howdy Doody style puppet mouth and everything. The words “Dynasty” and “Entitlement”  were bandied about [...]

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The Hostilidays Are Here

by Loki November 27, 2009

There is a tradition, vile though it may be, amongst the NOLA Bloggers. It started a few years ago and has gotten uglier each year. I refer of course to that volley of rude and tasteless Xmas video we’ve come to know as the yearly Hostilidays. This year the ugliness began when our very very [...]

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Hurricane Katrina Apologizes

by whysean October 3, 2008

From The Onion: NEW ORLEANS—After a three-year absence spent wallowing in guilt for killing several hundred Louisiana residents and leaving the city in shambles, Hurricane Katrina returned to New Orleans Tuesday to beg the Crescent City for forgiveness, destroying everything in its path and killing hundreds. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/hurricane_katrina_returns_to_new Too soon? -Sean Hastings

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Hurricane Season Notes

by Loki September 8, 2008

From the Archives, an email that was forwarded around several years ago. You can tell its from Pre-Katrina/Levee Failure due to the lack of FEMA references. Still, as you will see, some things remain constant. -Loki, HumidCity Founder To ex-Louisianans, present Louisianans, and future Louisianans: Louisiana Hurricane Season Notes We’re now full swing into hurricane [...]

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Hurricane Cocktail Recipes

by Lord David August 28, 2008

Reposted from that bathroom wall of cyberspace, Myspace… MANDATORY EVACUATION 1 1/2 oz. Absolute Ruby Red vodka 1/2 oz. VermouthClamato Prune juice Combine vodka and vermouth in cocktail glass. Fill remainder of glass with equal parts Clamato and prune juice. Stir. Drink. Ask next-door neighbor whose fichus tree blew over and crashed onto your roof [...]

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Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

by Loki July 8, 2008

Via The Onion: Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

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KREWE DU VIEUX TAKES A “MAGICAL MISERY TOUR”

by Loki January 19, 2008

King Ronald Lewis Will Guide Mysterious New Route Our magical city has a communications director named Quiett. Its web address is cityofNO.com. City Hall is located on Perdido Street – Spanish for lost. And you want to know where the misery comes from? Indeed, it’s been quite a detour de force for the whole state [...]

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Jena 6: Visual Aid

by Loki November 2, 2007

Jena 6 Originally uploaded by azrainman. The Jena 6 Case is History Written in Lightning Lady Justice is said to be color blind and free of racism, cept in Jena, LA and that’s on both sides. The lightning strike is coming for those who pervert or abuse justice for personal gains. Guest Post crossposted from: [...]

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The Masked Ball – A Halloween Must

by Loki October 14, 2007
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FUTURE NEWS – Your Apathy, Your World!

by Lord David October 14, 2007

Hollywood: Heiress, Pussy Hilton, granddaughter of cryogenically frozen Paris Hilton, best known as the Death Tax Princess for her refusal to ever die, has pled “No Contest” to charges that she beat another of her ‘servants for life’ to death, during a cocaine frenzy & tantrum. She received a suspended five day sentence and has [...]

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Thursday is Time to “Bury the Dead”

by Loki September 11, 2007

As I think back to my days living in NYC back in ’99 and all the intervening ones (especially my return there on the run from the Federal Flood) I realize that tragedy surrounds us daily. Art is an antidote to daily life and the tragedies that have become so mundane and “matter of fact.” [...]

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GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

by Loki June 2, 2007

Crawford, Texas (AP) – June 1st, 2007 In a strange twist of irony as hurricane season officially opened today, a tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of the books have been lost. A [...]

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Tonight: Bow 2 The COG

by Loki May 11, 2007

Well there my wacky little geeks and freaks, tonight marks a (lately) rare appearance by Mr. & Mrs. Loki down at the Howling Wolf. I strongly encourage all local bloggers to meet up for the latest attmpt by The Consortium of genius to take over New Orleans.

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Silent NOLA Night

by Loki December 25, 2006

Silent Night Silent night, no gunfights, All is calm, ‘till Twelfth Night Round the city debris still is piled. Our politicians still should be reviled, Christmas will come anyway. Christmas will come anyway. Silent night, times are tight, Neighbors still living in the blight, Friends are scattered both here and afar, Nagin gave us a [...]

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Another Loki Carol

by Loki December 23, 2006

Since you readers seem to be gluttons for punishment I am going to try to cough up one of these each day between now and Xmas. I’ll be waiting for th hate mail… Rummy Boy To the tune of Little Drummer Boy Wait they told me, da dumb dumb dumb dumb Assistance will arrive, da [...]

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The Blog Before Christmas

by Loki December 21, 2006

Gather round the propane boys and girls, Loki has a holiday bedtime story to share: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the blogs We hid from the rain, falling like cats and dogs; The stockings were hung in the trailers with care, In hopes a Road Home check soon would be there; GBitch [...]

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Official Announcement

by Loki November 20, 2006

usa_seal Originally uploaded by Humid City. The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while [...]

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RETURN TO SENDER

by PH Fred October 3, 2006

So how hard can the mail be? Rain. Snow. Sleet. Barking dogs and brown paper subscriptions. A relatively gruntled situation. No reason for dissing the grunt. No reason to wield firearms or kill coworkers. Likewise, for the average resident or mail recipient, the mail is part of life that is both assumed and presumed; well, [...]

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COG – 10th Anniversary Show

by Loki July 1, 2006

COG – 10th Anniversary Show Originally uploaded by Humid City. Look for Loki and other mutants at the COG Tenth Anniversary Show this evening. A night of twisted humor, heavy music, and guest stars galore is promised. I will be wearing a t-shirt that says “Loki” in big white letters across the front to make [...]

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