Official Announcement

Nov 20, 2006 by


Originally uploaded by Humid City.

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

(Hat tip to the Pirate Chef!)