THE WOMAN WHO HATES NEW ORLEANS

Jun 27, 2008 by

gOLDEN gODDES

[Editors Update 07-02-08: This post and the comments attached are a beautiful example of someone stepping up, admitting they were wrong and making good.  Please read all the way to the end of the comments before rendering final judgement or shooting off an email. -Loki]

This is THE GOLDEN GODDESS as she calls herself. She also claims to be a ‘RESIDENT GODDESS PIRATE.'” Let’s have a look, shall we?

Hmmm. I’m not convinced, and, having lived by Piracy much of my life, I think not.

Anyway, she has posted the following blog, which basically says that New Olreanians are not true Americans, that we suck because of how we suffered through Katrina. She calls what’s happening in Iowa reverse racism, because they’re white, and haven’t made ‘a big deal’.

Or something like that.

NEWS FLASH!

I live in New Orleans and I’m just one of about a hundred thousand white people here. That’s not the point anyway, but let’s watch her find it on a map. She lives, or ‘Goddesses’, in Tampa, so I’m sure she’s an expert on New Orleans & Iowa.

Anyway, she doesn’t seem to take into account that our situation here was decidedly different than A Flood. Leevees built by the US Government failed, they knew they would fail and did nothing. Nobody showed up for a week while over 1300 people died in the streets, attics and by drowning.

The President, instead of flying back from Paris, ate birthday cake with JohnMcCain (he’s got the Goddess Vote!) while people were dying in the Superdome.

I recently discussed all of this here on HumidCity, in a blog about what Lord David thinks of New Orleans. I won’t repeat it now. You’ll have to look it up, I guess. If you think it’ll help. Anyway…

She thinks that people will be back to work there within two weeks. We weren’t allowed back to our city for six weeks, Bumpkinette. This wasn’t a sandbag issue. 80% of a major city was under water for a fucking month. I could go on and on about the differences, like farm towns versus inner city, etc.
But I won’t. I think she appears quite ignorant without my help.

PLEASE: read her post for yourself.

Then make contact at:
myspace. com/mach1hottie

Tell the Golden Goddess what you think. If you live in New Orleans or love the city, tell her in, as the mayor says, ‘french’. Let her know how it feels to be called UnAmerican because your life got washed away.

Before I go let me say that my heart goes out to those flood victims. It’s a horrible, horrible thing to go through. And Golden Goddess is not one of them. She’s a know-it-all Goddess Resident Pirate in Tampa, Florida who just seriously dissed my town.

Come back for one of those Pirate Conventions honey. Every bartender in the city will be waiting to piss in your drink.

Lord David
Pirate, Artist & Sick of this NOLA Bashing Bullshit
Skull Club
New Orleans

Her Post:

As you watch the flooding in the Midwest? Have you noticed that there are no farmers running around with stolen plasma TVs or holding stolen liquor over their heads.

There’s no looting or yelling ‘Where’s Bush?’, ‘Where’s FEMA?, Where’s my check?’, or ‘Why isn’t the Gov’t out here saving me and my farm?’

Likewise, I’ve also noticed there are no reports of any other country coming to help or sending aid.

And this

Where are all of the Hollywood celebrities holding telethons asking for help in restoring Iowaand helping the folks affected by the floods?

Where is all the media asking the tough questions about why the federal government hasn’t solved the problem? Asking where the FEMA trucks (and trailers) are?

Why isn’t the Federal Government relocating Iowa people to free hotels in Chicago?

When will Spike Lee say that the Federal Government blew up the levees that failed in Des Moines?

Where are Sean Penn and the Dixie Chicks?

Where are all the looters stealing high-end tennis shoes and big screen television sets?

When will we hear Governor Chet Culver say that he wants to rebuild a ‘vanilla’ Iowa, because that’s the way God wants it?

Where are all of the gangs taking law into their own hands?

Where is the hysterical 24/7 media coverage complete with reports of cannibalism?

Where are the people (read liberals, progressives and other way out left wingers) declaring that George Bush hates white, rural people?

Where are the debit cards for Iowans?

How come in 2 weeks, you will never hear about the Iowa flooding ever again?

Because these people are responsible and will take care of themselves . . . like others need to learn to do. These are the Americans who understand that help begins at home. God bless them and let’s help them.

They are true Americans!

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