plaquemines parish levee break imminent

Sep 1, 2008 by

Levees are compromised in Plaquemines Parish, about to breach. This is very bad news.

Watching this on CNN, jackass Wolf Blitzer cut off Parish President Billy Nungesser because Laura Bush’s speech was bout to begin at the GOP Con. Fer chrissakes.

UPDATE 5 minutes later…

So Laura says something inane and stupid, and Blitzer — who apparently put Billy Nungesser ON HOLD!!! – comes back and starts talking as if Nungesser is still on the line. After a while, Blitzer goes, “I guess we’ve lost contact with Parish President Nungesser.”

You didn’t lose contact, asshole — he hung up on your sorry ass! The man is busy trying to warn his people of a huge danger and doesn’t have time to be PUT ON HOLD by some self-important correspondent twit!

UPDATE, another 5 minutes later…

Shitfuck Blitzer gets Billy Nungesser BACK ON THE LINE, only to immediately tell him, “I’m sorry but I have to put you on hold because Cindy McCain is about to begin her speech.”

Someone tell me I am imagining this shit.

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  1. Nope. Not your imagination. I just caused a family ruckus by calling Laura Bush an idiot. One of my relatives, (by marriage,) went ballistic and went home. We were all sort of staring at one another and the uncomfortable silence was getting louder, so I figured I’d go for broke. I said, “Wow. It’s a good thing I didn’t tell him what I think of her husband.”

  2. Lyl

    (*snort*) Indeed.

    It’s good to hear (see?) your voice, Styb!

    Are there any more updates about the levee?

  3. A little late here. I was updating on the Nation during Gustav. They fixed the Plaquemines problem. I hear they stuffed the breaches full of reporters who continued to call it “Placky-mynes.”

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