stupidity, laws, and louisiana

Sep 10, 2008 by

it comes as no surpise that the orwellian curfew, redlight cameras, and brave new nagin are espousing stupid rules.. take a look at these louisiana nuggets from stupidlaws.com:

“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
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Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
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One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.
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A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
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Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
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It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
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Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
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It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
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One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
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Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.
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Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
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One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
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Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
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Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
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too bad there’s not a law against premature evacuations, cried wolf, unneccesary contraflow, et cetera
is nagin slap happy? drunk with power?  what the “f” was that whole crescent city disconnection? AND to think we reelected him? HECK, bush said we did so well this time b/c of the governors (the 4 horseman of the “sky is falling” apocalypso dancing with the stars???) i wonder what ole w thinks of nagin’s shenanigans? oops, i assumed that bushy boy thinks… DAMN, he tricked me!
well, at least nagie made sure we have a saints game today, you know what they say about bread and circuses… by the way why the fuck is that circus song called “entrance of the gladiators”?  what was louis-phillipe laurendeau thinking?  i can’t really imagine spartacus fighting to that ditty! can you? i am spartacus? i am bozo?
then again, speaking of clowns,  i can’t imagine george w. promenading to “hail to the chief”!
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ph fred

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