Hurricane Katrina Apologizes
From The Onion:
NEW ORLEANS—After a three-year absence spent wallowing in guilt for killing several hundred Louisiana residents and leaving the city in shambles, Hurricane Katrina returned to New Orleans Tuesday to beg the Crescent City for forgiveness, destroying everything in its path and killing hundreds.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/hurricane_katrina_returns_to_new
Too soon?