Jon Stewart on Sarah Palin: F*ck You!

Oct 22, 2008 by

Okay, the YouTube Video of this is pretty bad, the sund is horrible. Enter the HumidCity transcription service. Using the text below you can follow along while Jon Stewart speaks at Northeastern University in Boston last Friday. A speech in which he directly addreses Sarah Palin with a succinct “fuck you.”

Here is the link to the video, and below is the transcription, enjoy.

“He (McCain) made an interesting vice presidential choice.

I like the woods…I just don’t know if I would pull my vice president out of the woods randomly.

She came out again today. She was talking to a small town, she said that small towns, that’s the part of the country she really likes going to because that’s the pro-America part of the country.

You know, I just want to say to her, just very quickly…fuck you.

I’ve never seen someone with a greater disparity between how cute they sound when they’re saying something and how terrible what they’re saying is.

Don’t ya know, Obama, by golly, he just is a terrorist? What? Oh, you know, he just, gosh, kills babies, you know.

I’m so over the idea that only small-town America is the heart and soul. Small-town America is fine, but it’s the same as cities. Cities are just a lot of towns piled on top of each other in one place.

They have this whole thing that somehow we can write off entire swaths of the country, that we are somehow…I get it. You know, New York City wasn’t good enough for fucking Osama bin Laden, it better be good enough for you.

I can’t take it anymore. After eight years of this divisiveness, we’re back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.

I get it. I’m from New York. We have a lot of gay people. But homosexuals don’t have sodomy on Russian flags.”

Loki, HumidCity Founder

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