The Nagin Joke Contest
Sep 24, 2009 by Loki
Okay now gentle (and not so gentle) readers, it’s time for a HumidCity contest. Here’s how it works:
Submit your best Ray Nagin joke by leaving it in the comments of this post. Monday morning we will stop taking entries and I will confer with the other members of the team. We will then pick our favorite as the winner. (Yes, this is a purely subjective process). Anyone who does not write for HumidCity is eligible to enter.
The winner will receive a free LiveNation Club Passport here are the details on what it is and what shows it will get you into:
The Club Passports are available for $49.99 at www.livenation.com. The all-in, no fee Club Passport lets concert fans see a number of shows at The House of Blues and the House of Blues Parish for the rest of the year, subject to availability.  Subject to availability basically means that as long as the show is not sold out, Club Passport holders can get in. Every Monday, Passport holders will be notified with a list of those participating shows and the process to reserve their tickets. Then, all the fans have to do is bring their Passport and ID to the box office.
I’ve pasted a more extensive FAQ below the cut with details cribbed from the LiveNation folks, just click the “read more”
What is the Live Nation Club Passport and how does it work?
The Live Nation Club Passport is your access to unlimited* Live Nation Club shows at participating venues in your city.
No additional fees, All-In Prices, Unlimited access to participating remaining 2009 shows!
Buy a Live Nation Club Passport for $49.99 and get:
Unlimited access to participating Live Nation Club shows that are not sold out in the market for which your passport was purchased.
Weekly and daily updates on shows you can access with your passport.
Access and reserve an available ticket to participating shows on www.livenation.com/clubpassport.
If you’re a Live Nation Club Passport holder, and the show’s not sold-out, you’re in!
How do I get day of show information for my Live Nation Club Passport?
Day of show information can be found on the venue page of LiveNation.com. This includes items that can be brought into the venue, age restrictions, parking information, and contact information.
For on-going updates on participating shows you can also follow Live Nation on Twitter and fan Live Nation on Facebook.
Will my Live Nation Club Passport be valid for private shows in my market?
All participating shows will be listed on www.livenation.com/clubpassport.
Can I purchase a Live Nation Club Passport online?
Yes, Live Nation Club Passports will be available for purchase through LiveNation.com.
What are the accepted methods of payment online for Live Nation Club Passports?
All payments must be made by credit card. Credit cards accepted are Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover. Please print a copy of your purchase confirmation page for your records. An automatic email confirmation will be sent immediately to confirm the purchase of your Live Nation Club Passport.
How do I pick up a Live Nation Club Passport event ticket?
To pick up your Live Nation Club Passport event ticket you will need to have your photo id, your Live Nation Club Passport, and your purchase confirmation number. Take these items to the will call window at the venue box office. The box office attendant will check your photo id, and confirmation number and provide you with an event ticket for participating events while supplies last. The event ticket will be scanned at the door to allow you entry to the show.
How do I know where my Live Nation Club Passport tickets are located?
All Live Nation Club Passport tickets will be in the general admission section for participating events.
May I use my Live Nation Club Passport at a venue outside my market?
No, the Live Nation Club Passport is only valid in the city/ market for which it was purchased.
May I give my Live Nation Club Passport to a friend or family member?
No, the Live Nation Club Passport is non-transferable. The purchaser must show identification to use the passport at all participating events.
What shipping options are available for my Live Nation Club Passport?
Your Live Nation Club Passport can be shipped to you through regular mail, express delivery, or print-at-home. Please be aware that an addition charge will be added to express shipping.
How do I confirm my Live Nation Club Passport ticket reservation for events?
Reservation confirmations will be received within 12 hours or submission, at which time they will be guaranteed or denied.
When can I request a reservation using my Live Nation Club Passport?
Reservations can be submitted anytime once the show is listed on www.livenation.com/clubpassport. However, seats can only be reserved if the submission is received before 4pm local time the day before the show, while inventory is available.
Please note, if you miss the 4pm reservation cut off the day before your requested show, Live Nation Club Passport holders are always welcome to come to the venue the day of the event. We will make every attempt to get you into the show, based on venue capacity.
Additional updates in participating events will be made throughout the day each Monday.
What markets are available through the Live Nation Club Passport?
Atlanta, Boston, Carolinas, Chicago, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Houston, Indianapolis, Las Vegas, Los Angeles/ Southern California, Miami, New Orleans, New York, Orlando, Philadelphia, and San Francisco.
How much does the Live Nation Club Passport cost?
The Live Nation Club Passport is available for the all inclusive price of $49.99.
My Live Nation Club Passport has been lost or stolen. What do I do now?
Please contact Live Nation Customer Care at 888.598.4299. The can be reached from 9:00 am to 1:00am EST.
When will I receive my Live Nation Club Passport?
Your Live Nation Club Passport will be received shortly after purchase dependant on the shipping method selected. Your event tickets must be picked up from the venue box office at will call the night of the event. They will be available when the local box office opens and until 30 minutes prior to show.
Can I receive support from Live Nation for my Club Passport?
You can reach Live Nation Customer Care at [email protected], or by phone at 888.598.4299 daily from 9:00am to 1:00am EST.
Can I upgrade my Live Nation Club Passport to reserved seating instead of general admission?
No, at this time the Live Nation Club Passport is only valid for the general admission area at participating shows and venues.
Can I use the Live Nation Club Passport for ADA seats?
Yes you may. Please purchase a general Live Nation Club Passport. When you redeem it for your event ticket you will be accommodated at the box office the day of the event.
