a round of tony haywards on the house

May 28, 2010 by

It’s official, the new cocktail sensation of the Gulf Coast is called The Tony Hayward.

A Tony Haward is prepared thus:

The bartender takes a shit in your beer and tells you it’s not as bad as it looks.

Disperse with Bengal Roach Fogger and serve.


– Louis Maistros

PS: Till further notice, 25% of gross sales from my novel The Sound of Building Coffins that are sold in my Ebay Store will go directly to America’s Wetland Foundation (who are collecting money for the Gulf Oil Spill Response Fund). For this donation to be made, the book must be bought here.




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