Inflicting First Holiday Blood
Unlike most of the businesses and good Christian folks about me, I waited patiently to start on this year’s bundle of hostile hollerday blah. What hath brought me to kick off the pain? Two things:
- Editor B’s query into the five biggest NOLA blogger stories since 2005 – add your own answers to his comments. A certain yaller blogger thought the Hostilidays was one of the best contributions, which brought me to begin a search for some godawful visual paeans to the days that are supposed to be merry and bright…
- …and, in my searches, I found Keith Olbermann and Michael Musto looking at the five worst Christmas songs ever, prefaced by the Brits’ votes on the five worst movie lines ever. Number three of the holiday nastiness was this. Dammit, Bar, why’d’ya have to bring Fanny Brice into it?
May your hostilidays be ever so dank and dim. Shock and horrify me, ye New Orleans bloggers. I triple dog dare ya.
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