Miscast?
This Christmassy image has been making the rounds the last few days. It’s an official, non-photoshopped thing from local law enforcement. I take issue with the casting: if there’s any public official who has got the stuff to play Santa it’s Serpas, and Canny is clearly quite elfin other than the total absence of any sense of humor or whimsy. Oh, I get it, they were being ironic. D’oh.
Merry Christmas from all the gentiles here at Humid City. Since we’re being whimsical, here’s a tune for the Chief to croon: