We Fix Your Brand: 09 John Kasich

Sep 11, 2015 by

Well, Rick Perry pulled the plug today on the iron lung keeping his candidacy alive. Pity. We could have used the money for a new wetbar. Oh well, there’s always 2020. But John Kasich is still in the hunt, so let’s take a crack at him!

Kasich! Bacon flavored jeans!

Kasich! Bacon flavored jeans!

Here we have yet another decent attempt at logofication that yet again looks like a fashion advertisement. This is the current Kasich brand, a slightly trendier change from his initial attempt. [See below.] I don’t know what this typeface is but it looks like someone knuckle-punched Helvetica in the bicep and made it flinch. Look, if you’re going for Prince of Snoozetown, just use Helvetica and leave the knockoffs alone?

As for that logo. Press K; rub hands gently under warm air. Or is it Kasich Farms Bacon? Or some kind of rewind button on an editing machine? That backwards pointing arrow in the negative space isn’t helping your forward momentum, John. Folks, we know designers bemoan the stars and stripes and other Americana that loiters all over political signage, but there’s a reason it’s there. It clarifies that the product is a candidate for public office and not some new brand of sneakers. Trite? Yes. Overused? Yes. Necessary? Sometimes. The trick is to make it interesting.

We can't believe it's not better.

We can’t believe it’s not better.

This is what Camp Kasich rolled out with their candidacy announcement. Same bacony logo, same uninspiring typeface and half a slogan. For us. Well, who are us? Is Kasich only for us inclusively? Or can we join too? If we join, does that make us us, or are we more like step-children? This is like one of those endless, avuncular tales that Kasich uses to avoid answering questions during interviews. It makes you smile politely but at the end of the day you’re left mildly bewildered as to what it’s all about.

Now this one wasn’t easy. We tried to stick with the K-Bacon concept, but it contains inherent problems, the most glaring of which is that no matter how you move it around, it still looks like bacon. First, we beefed up the wimpy stripes and removed that backwards arrow.

No matter how you slice it, it comes up bacon.

Nope. Still bacon. But really thick bacon.

Less fashion, more politics, still looks like bacon. One thing we did like here was expanding your slogan. You are now no longer exclusively for those folks who already know you, but also for the entire United States! This is an inclusive, engaging slogan that welcomes the viewer! But still… bacon…

Allons enfants de la patria… huh? Oh, right!

Voor ons. Voor Nederland… huh? Oh, right!

We thought going red white and blue in the stripe would help but honestly it only tested well with the Dutch. And while the arrow is gone the K and A are jostling for position in the negative space. Bad. So we wadded all these concepts up into a puck and played a few rounds of office hockey. [Really, we weren’t even supposed to be here today!] Unfortunately, the cat stole the puck in the second period and we had sit down and try this again.

By Jove, we think we've got it!

This is it! Except for the clutter. And lack of balance. And a few other things.

Now this is some bold-ass typefacin’, yo? Lower case is [still] trendy and shows a degree of humility, yet the letter thickness makes a solid statement. [Just between you and us, and the US, it’s Gotham! Yes, the same typeface that pushed Obama through the doors of the White House!] The bi-colored name emphasizes pronunciation; KA-sich! [Trust us, this is an issue.] We’ve moved you out of that deceptive and somewhat depressing blue shroud and wrapped you primarily in a red that pops, but included some flag blue to imply that your “rising star” can bridge the gap between left and right. And speaking of “rising stars,” yours soars valiantly toward the future at a steady 4°, which every designer knows is exactly where the future lies! We turned your bacon strips into a real flag and hung it off the K, but immediately hated it, so…

Winnah, winnah! Chicken dinnah!

Winnah, winnah! Chicken dinnah!

Boom. Mic drop. It’s not a simple logo, like K-bacon, but neither is it a confusing logo, like K-bacon. It has a trendy, quirky boldness, yet retains a stoic sense of past campaigns. What’s most important is that it’s more recognizable, more direct and more understandable at a glance, which is about all the time you have to catch someone’s eye at this stage of the game!

We’ve switched the Perry hotline with a direct link to your campaign manager, John, all he’s got to do is pick up the line!

-M Styborski

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